If we're going to rant about Double-U, is it OK is I state my opinion on how stupid announcers and people in general sound when they misuse the word "myself." I'm talking about sentences like "If you have any questions, call Katie or myself." C'mon! Would you tell someone, "Call myself back when you get this message?" If announcers keep bludgeoning the language, the kids are going to pick up on it and it will never stop. And then the hip older people will imitate the kids and we'll be in big language trouble with the waists of our trousers exposing our tatty boxers all the way down the tush.
How about, "Can I help who's next?" Next time the barista or cashier says that, will the next person in line please give a smack to the back of the head a la Mark Harmon?
How about, "Can I help who's next?" Next time the barista or cashier says that, will the next person in line please give a smack to the back of the head a la Mark Harmon?