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New "Brokerism" opportunity available NOW!

Maybe you've become frustrated by not being able to get a "real paying" radio job -- full or part-time. Maybe you've blown the hard earned beer money on stations that have no signal, bad programming, don't speak "the language" or are just overrun with those pesky "Jokers" and "Crankers."

Well now, CBS Radio has a deal for you!

Starting immediately ... and with just a quick window of opportunity, you can now add to YOUR sorry resume, the "brokerism" job of a lifetime for CBS! That's right ... K F W B in Los Angeles is your next stop!

Imagine, Radiofan2007, RJ or Marc from Connecticut on "Legendary" KFWB 980 in "Boss Angeles"! Not only past great Top 40 "Color Radio Channel 98" but now, "You give us 22 minutes -- we'll give you the world" all-news radio ... just like KYW and WINS back home! And you can broker the time using your cellphone connection!

Here are the facts: from a sales account executive (via All Access,) offering the time at a bargain rate of $6,000 per hour and adding that the time "will go fast" and is a first for the station in 40 years of News programming.

Imagine the thrill and excitement of REALLY being able to say, "Have you as****** ever BEEN to Hollywood?!" Well ... now YOU CAN! This is "brokerism" at it's ultimate!

But remember, time is running out! $6,000 an hour! Buy two for $12,000 a week! Buy TWO days ... for just $24,000 a week! Sounds like a lot of money? Of course it is! But look at it this way: Your favorite diner would only have to put out $600 per SPOT (for a :60!) and that's only about $100 a day! At that rate, why, that's only 10 liver and onion dinners AND you could still get free pie!!! What's 10 meals a day? Then, you only need NINE more sponsors for an hour of LA Radio that YOU OWN!

Maybe you know of a "Fashion for Youth" chain store. Maybe you know how to "unveal" the mystery behind a certain cable monopoly with a "Satellite TV" thingy! YOU CAN DO IT! You could go in "halfers" and save even more! OR ... buy TWICE THE TIME!

Working all nite at a supermarket? What a DRAG! Throw away that apron! Toss out those "Good morning Price Chopper shoppers ... both of you!" liner cards. And with this K F W B "brokerism special" ... NO HEAVY LIFTING! Do it now, but most of all, do it TODAY! You (and we) will be glad you did. "You've got 5,000 sizzling watts of Channel 98 power ... and you know how to use it!"

A broadcast service from All Access & CBS Radio Remember: "If you BROKER it ... it's YOURS!"
 
oaktree said:
Maybe you've become frustrated by not being able to get a "real paying" radio job -- full or part-time. Maybe you've blown the hard earned beer money on stations that have no signal, bad programming, don't speak "the language" or are just overrun with those pesky "Jokers" and "Crankers."

Well now, CBS Radio has a deal for you!

Starting immediately ... and with just a quick window of opportunity, you can now add to YOUR sorry resume, the "brokerism" job of a lifetime for CBS! That's right ... K F W B in Los Angeles is your next stop!

Imagine, Radiofan2007, RJ or Marc from Connecticut on "Legendary" KFWB 980 in "Boss Angeles"! Not only past great Top 40 "Color Radio Channel 98" but now, "You give us 22 minutes -- we'll give you the world" all-news radio ... just like KYW and WINS back home! And you can broker the time using your cellphone connection!

Here are the facts: from a sales account executive (via All Access,) offering the time at a bargain rate of $6,000 per hour and adding that the time "will go fast" and is a first for the station in 40 years of News programming.

Imagine the thrill and excitement of REALLY being able to say, "Have you as****** ever BEEN to Hollywood?!" Well ... now YOU CAN! This is "brokerism" at it's ultimate!

But remember, time is running out! $6,000 an hour! Buy two for $12,000 a week! Buy TWO days ... for just $24,000 a week! Sounds like a lot of money? Of course it is! But look at it this way: Your favorite diner would only have to put out $600 per SPOT (for a :60!) and that's only about $100 a day! At that rate, why, that's only 10 liver and onion dinners AND you could still get free pie!!! What's 10 meals a day? Then, you only need NINE more sponsors for an hour of LA Radio that YOU OWN!

Maybe you know of a "Fashion for Youth" chain store. Maybe you know how to "unveal" the mystery behind a certain cable monopoly with a "Satellite TV" thingy! YOU CAN DO IT! You could go in "halfers" and save even more! OR ... buy TWICE THE TIME!

Working all nite at a supermarket? What a DRAG! Throw away that apron! Toss out those "Good morning Price Chopper shoppers ... both of you!" liner cards. And with this K F W B "brokerism special" ... NO HEAVY LIFTING! Do it now, but most of all, do it TODAY! You (and we) will be glad you did. "You've got 5,000 sizzling watts of Channel 98 power ... and you know how to use it!"

A broadcast service from All Access & CBS Radio Remember: "If you BROKER it ... it's YOURS!"

News so preposterous ... that though it was printed in All Access due to an "over zealous account rep," according to KFWB's PD, Mr. Ludham says that KFWB will remain "All News ... All the Time" with "no infomercials." The fact that it go in the "mainstream" trade press is, well, funny.

Just when "brokers" thought there was hope...
 
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