NEW FORMAT

[yonkstur]

There has been much discussion on this board about
various format. JACK, BOB, Bernice, Josie, Smooth Jazz,
Easy Jazz, country, bluegrass, polka, FM news talk, etc.
How about a radio station format that stinks?? Just a God
awful, terrible radio station.
The calls could be WESK. The liners could be:
"THE WORST HITS EVER/WESK".
"Making you feel better about your sorry life/WESK."
"It Can't get any worse/WESK".
"WESK News/We might get around to it, maybe."
"WESK School Snow closings/talk to us in June".
"Mediocrity at its finest, WESK."
"If you think you hit bottom/you ain't heard
nuthin' yet/WESK."
The station would be staffed by jocks who always had
a hard time running the board. "ABC News on the
top of the hour.....in a few seconds....just around
the corner....anytime now.........TONE".
"WESK/NOT FOR THE STUPID/BUT FOR THE UNDERACHIEVER
WHO DWELLS IN ALL OF US!!!!"
Any thoughts?
Yonkstur

 

[TomCarten]

I bet we could put that station together right now. Just combine each element from different stations in the market and you've got it.<P ID="signature">______________
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[yonkstur]

> I bet we could put that station together right now. Just
> combine each element from different stations in the market
> and you've got it.
>
We'd have to get a truly horrible location too. I worked
at a place once where in the late hot summer days of August,
caterpillars would cover the outside walls like the ivy on the
outfield walls at Wrigley Field. No paved parking, dangerous
transmitter site, yeah, it can be done.
Yonkstur

 

[NigelWick]

> > I bet we could put that station together right now. Just
> > combine each element from different stations in the market
>
> > and you've got it.
> >
> We'd have to get a truly horrible location too. I worked
> at a place once where in the late hot summer days of August,
>
> caterpillars would cover the outside walls like the ivy on
> the
> outfield walls at Wrigley Field. No paved parking, dangerous
>
> transmitter site, yeah, it can be done.
> Yonkstur
>
David, you have too much time on your hands. It's time to write another book.

 

[yonkstur]

>
> David, you have too much time on your hands. It's time to
> write another book.
>
How right you are!! Actually, I have 2 in the hopper.
2006-The Rules of Life, currently in editing.
2007-a novel set in a call center, currently in a
focus group.
Time to start cataloging the recipes again or
organizing the sock drawer.
Yonkstur

 

[JAFO]

> >
> > David, you have too much time on your hands. It's time to
>
> > write another book.
> >
> How right you are!! Actually, I have 2 in the hopper.
> 2006-The Rules of Life, currently in editing.
> 2007-a novel set in a call center, currently in a
> focus group.
> Time to start cataloging the recipes again or
> organizing the sock drawer.
> Yonkstur
>

YONK:
Before you send those books off to the printer, make sure you copyright that format before someone steals it. SERIOUSLY!!!!!

 

[yonkstur]

> > >
> > >> >
>
> YONK:
> Before you send those books off to the printer, make sure
> you copyright that format before someone steals it.
> SERIOUSLY!!!!!
>
You are very kind. I'll get my lawyer right on that.
Yonkstur

 

[GEODNH]

>
> Any thoughts?
> Yonkstur
>
Yeh, how about WOTA!....just turn off the damn transmitter!...hey everybody
...WERE OFF THE AIR!!!!BROTHER!