I didn't have to even look at that article; its URL (and this thread's headline) pretty much told the whole story.
If Disney is really at that much of a loss of new material for ABC that they have to resort to this kind of crap, they either (1) need to hire some writers, or (2) just throw in the towel and shut ABC down altogether (not like anybody'd really miss it.) Stuff like this belongs entombed in the musty depths of pay-cable services that nobody watches, not the hallowed public airwaves.