After a fun filled, sunburnt day at one of the major water parks, I was driving back to my accommodations via the 192 when I came upon what I thought to be a typical tourist type traffic jam, similar to ones I'd seen on my two previous days here this week.
After about 20 minutes of waiting, I glanced upon the large billboard above me screaming "NEWS 96.5. 24 Hr Traffic, News..."
Well, its 5 pm, certainly I'll not only find out what happened, but get an alternate route round the problem.
I have never made such an incorrect assumption about a radio station since my birth.
I heard a story about a recent local shootout, in which the alleged perp did not make bail, and that scenario appeared a little odd to the newsreader. I got an update on one of the Terrorists in Boston and that Iron Man 3 had a big weekend. Traffic? Several incidents in the region, but not in mine.
I got the very same newscast at the bottom of the hour, and by that I mean, yes, the exact same one from the top of the hour. The traffic may have been different, but still no mention of what was now a backup of several miles out almost to Old Town. By that time, our crawl had brought us to a shopping center in which several policemen were busy directing us through the parking lot, down a back country road, past bewildered neighbors who obviously weren't used to seeing several hundred cars slowly making their way through their otherwise out of the way neighborhood.
We snaked our way back to 192 where the Aldi Market was closed, and so was the Wal Mart. This obviously was no fender bender, but you wouldn't know this at NEWS 96.5 which gave me another dose of shooter didn't make bail--dead Chechnyan terrorist--Iron Man 3....and still no mention of anything unusual in traffic. Oh, I almost forgot to mention that local authorities have designated NEWS 965 as the OFFICIAL station for emergency weather alerts.
Sadly, I found myself depending on....television... to find out what happened....via the Rolling Scroll on Bright House Networks local news channel. No details, mind you...just that a suspicious package was found at the Wal Mart. I left for dinner about an hour later, with traffic still being detoured off 192 and NEWS 965 running up the flag and giving me the top of the hour news cast from whomever had the deepest pockets to buy the rights to ABC Radio News, followed by a local tv weather guy.
Now, look, it's been 16 years since I worked a newsroom, and the business has changed, with either no help or inexperienced help in the newsrooms. Slashed budgets, lowering the bar on talent, whatever. As of 10 pm I haven't seen what this story is about yet, but when I'm on the road and something breaks, whether it be on the scanner...I'm assuming police scanners are still in newsrooms?I have online access where the Boston PD was better than CNN...or on the highway, is it too much to ask that someone flip a mic and tell us something?
My dinner companions were wondering why I was sweating a bit during this and might it be from the days hot sun?
No. It was from thinking about the hard core chewing out I would have gotten from any News Director I would have worked under, followed by a firing which might have rivaled one from Donald Trump or Vince McMahon.
If this comes off as a bit rough, I'm sorry, but if you can't even refer to ,much less cover a incident involving police presence of about fifty officers and a huge traffic rerouting, I wonder what you'll serve up when a real disaster happens.
After about 20 minutes of waiting, I glanced upon the large billboard above me screaming "NEWS 96.5. 24 Hr Traffic, News..."
Well, its 5 pm, certainly I'll not only find out what happened, but get an alternate route round the problem.
I have never made such an incorrect assumption about a radio station since my birth.
I heard a story about a recent local shootout, in which the alleged perp did not make bail, and that scenario appeared a little odd to the newsreader. I got an update on one of the Terrorists in Boston and that Iron Man 3 had a big weekend. Traffic? Several incidents in the region, but not in mine.
I got the very same newscast at the bottom of the hour, and by that I mean, yes, the exact same one from the top of the hour. The traffic may have been different, but still no mention of what was now a backup of several miles out almost to Old Town. By that time, our crawl had brought us to a shopping center in which several policemen were busy directing us through the parking lot, down a back country road, past bewildered neighbors who obviously weren't used to seeing several hundred cars slowly making their way through their otherwise out of the way neighborhood.
We snaked our way back to 192 where the Aldi Market was closed, and so was the Wal Mart. This obviously was no fender bender, but you wouldn't know this at NEWS 96.5 which gave me another dose of shooter didn't make bail--dead Chechnyan terrorist--Iron Man 3....and still no mention of anything unusual in traffic. Oh, I almost forgot to mention that local authorities have designated NEWS 965 as the OFFICIAL station for emergency weather alerts.
Sadly, I found myself depending on....television... to find out what happened....via the Rolling Scroll on Bright House Networks local news channel. No details, mind you...just that a suspicious package was found at the Wal Mart. I left for dinner about an hour later, with traffic still being detoured off 192 and NEWS 965 running up the flag and giving me the top of the hour news cast from whomever had the deepest pockets to buy the rights to ABC Radio News, followed by a local tv weather guy.
Now, look, it's been 16 years since I worked a newsroom, and the business has changed, with either no help or inexperienced help in the newsrooms. Slashed budgets, lowering the bar on talent, whatever. As of 10 pm I haven't seen what this story is about yet, but when I'm on the road and something breaks, whether it be on the scanner...I'm assuming police scanners are still in newsrooms?I have online access where the Boston PD was better than CNN...or on the highway, is it too much to ask that someone flip a mic and tell us something?
My dinner companions were wondering why I was sweating a bit during this and might it be from the days hot sun?
No. It was from thinking about the hard core chewing out I would have gotten from any News Director I would have worked under, followed by a firing which might have rivaled one from Donald Trump or Vince McMahon.
If this comes off as a bit rough, I'm sorry, but if you can't even refer to ,much less cover a incident involving police presence of about fifty officers and a huge traffic rerouting, I wonder what you'll serve up when a real disaster happens.