Latest memo from Citadel Corporate spelled out additional budget cutting measures...
1. Account Executives now must provide their own computers. If an employee would be interested in buying the computer the company has been providing you, see your supervisor.
2. In many markets we have leased the spaces in our parking lot to buildings when in proximity to ours. If you still would like to park a vehicle when you come to work, see the business manager for leasing options.
3. In an effort to save you on out of pocket medical and dental expenses, we have contracted with an area general practitioner. Dr. Dread is open for appointements for all your general medical needs. You will have to negotiate your co-pays with him on a case by case basis. If you need to go to the hospital, you will need to seek another physician due to the fact that dread is not affiliated with any of the area hospitals. For dental care, your dentists name is Dr. Moe Pain. He will be in the lobby twice each month offering treatment to employees. Please remember to take your desk chair to the lobby at the time of your appointment.
4. Due to budget cutbacks, we have curtailed the services of our landscape company and the people who clean the offices. D.J.s, production staff, programmers and our receptionists will now cut the grass, clean the offices, etc., on a rotating basis. Your supervisor will let you know when we will need you. F.Y.I., sales professionals will not need to participate as we need to improve our billing before we can outsource these services once again. Our cleaning supplies are located in the closet next to the restrooms where you will find, buckets, mops, vacumns, toilet brushes, plungers, etc. On the day you are to cut the grass, don't forget to load your lawn mower in your vehicle before your leave for work.
5. Citadel will no longer provide toilet paper, paper towels, hand soap or other sanitary items in company restrooms.
All of us at Citadel corporate our proud of our award winning employee morale. Thank you for your dedication, hard work and loyalty to Citadel, a radio company envied by its competitors.