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Oh Snap! This Is Funny - Hip Hop's Secret Weapon And What We Can Do About It

C

CHRles

So I'm updating the streams for the Hip Hop/Rhythmic stations, and happen to catch the night show on 92.7 The Beat Jacksonville.
As it turns out they're looking for "big girls" who aren't afraid to admit it. The prize these big girls get? Dinner at Taco Bell, and a gift certificate at Lane Bryant, LOL.

Now I've definitely got nothing against big girls, and have dated women of all sizes (some women carry their weight well). Still, is this Hip Hop radio's target audience? Is this why Dance radio can't make it? Too many big girls who are too lazy to get up, dance, and work out? LOL

You want Dance to make it in America? Then we gotta go to war. We gotta declare a war on obesity, hahahaha.

My fellow Americans, vote for me in the next election, and I'll implement the "no Dance fan and big girl left behind" program. Every market will be mandated to have at least one fulltime FM Dance station (mainly at the expense of lame Country, Christian, NPR, or poorly programmed College stations). Big girls will be "encouraged" to listen, and we'll make sure to give them a yearly membership to the gym. Walmart stores across the nation will be torn down for new mega Dancesmart stores. Target's cool so no changes there.

Make no mistake, we'll worry about things like taxes and Social Security...down the road, AFTER Dance music makes it big ;)

My name is CHRles and I'm running for president of the USA. Let freedom ring and all that good stuff.
 
> So I'm updating the streams for the Hip Hop/Rhythmic
> stations, and happen to catch the night show on 92.7 The
> Beat Jacksonville.
> As it turns out they're looking for "big girls" who aren't
> afraid to admit it. The prize these big girls get? Dinner at
> Taco Bell, and a gift certificate at Lane Bryant, LOL.
>
> Now I've definitely got nothing against big girls, and have
> dated women of all sizes (some women carry their weight
> well). Still, is this Hip Hop radio's target audience? Is
> this why Dance radio can't make it? Too many big girls who
> are too lazy to get up, dance, and work out? LOL
>
> You want Dance to make it in America? Then we gotta go to
> war. We gotta declare a war on obesity, hahahaha.
>
> My fellow Americans, vote for me in the next election, and
> I'll implement the "no Dance fan and big girl left behind"
> program. Every market will be mandated to have at least one
> fulltime FM Dance station (mainly at the expense of lame
> Country, Christian, NPR, or poorly programmed College
> stations). Big girls will be "encouraged" to listen, and
> we'll make sure to give them a yearly membership to the gym.
> Walmart stores across the nation will be torn down for new
> mega Dancesmart stores. Target's cool so no changes there.
>
> Make no mistake, we'll worry about things like taxes and
> Social Security...down the road, AFTER Dance music makes it
> big ;)
>
> My name is CHRles and I'm running for president of the USA.
> Let freedom ring and all that good stuff.
>
..........Okay sir,, Im gonna need ya to step outta the car for just a minute here... How much have you had to drink tonight sir?.....lol
 
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