"This year in 'broadcasting class' we will talk sports and interviewing. Remember class, in just four years you'll have your degree in broadcasting and tons of experience at our college station. Today's play-by-play lesson is you should regularly yell and scream at the top of your lungs so that at game end you'll sound hoarse. Remember, that's the mark of a professional. When interviewing, there's no need for you to know the subject! Just preface every question with 'Talk about'. Always remember class, we have new ways of doing things these days. Also when writing news stories, don't use those old fashioned 'hard leads', just use plenty of puns and make sure your lines rhyme. Yes class, this is a new century. We don't do things that old fashioned way."