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BiggusDickus
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"Police say the suspect is five-ten, black hair, brown eyes."
One, it's silly to give a suspect's description if police aren't even looking for him within your coverage area.
Two, if you're stupid enough to do it anyway the least you could do is offer the *full* description. The press release says he's black. The officer at the press conference said he's black. Saying he's black isn't going to turn you into a bigot. It's just, you know, doing your job.
Your friend forever,
Biggus Dickus
P.S.- Armed murderers on the loose are newsworthy.
One, it's silly to give a suspect's description if police aren't even looking for him within your coverage area.
Two, if you're stupid enough to do it anyway the least you could do is offer the *full* description. The press release says he's black. The officer at the press conference said he's black. Saying he's black isn't going to turn you into a bigot. It's just, you know, doing your job.
Your friend forever,
Biggus Dickus
P.S.- Armed murderers on the loose are newsworthy.