Double J said:
Ok here's some I can't stand..
No Money Down!
Bad credit, no credit, horrible credit we'll sell you a car(or whatever)
No interest for x months/years (yeah IF you pay it off BEFORE the interest kicks in)
Finacing available (yeah spend all day there waiting for their inept people to research you and they raise the price while they're out of the office)
"..products you never have to see, store or pay for" (that's a really good one! with WHO's money and just where ARE they going to be stored then?)
This product is GUANTEED to make you loose weight (No one has invented such a porduct yet. Who do they think they're fooling?)
For a limited time only!
Call within the next x minutes (or be the first x number of callers) to call about this product and we'll give you.. (How do they know when the spot plays so that these rules would apply?)
And this one really gets me it's just after the beginning of a new year in January and they say something to the effect "the best whatever of the year!" (are you kidding me? the year has just started sounds like someone forgot a kill date on that spot for sure!)
Most of these examples are not cliches as much as fact.
NO MONEY DOWN means uhhhhhh, no money down.
BAD CREDIT-NO CREDIT-we can sell it to you but you'll pay a huge interest rate because your credit stinks.
NO INTEREST FOR X NUMBER OF MONTHS OR YEARS-I've done this one. Bought a freezer at Lowes, paid it off before the interest kicked in.
FINANCING AVAILABLE-OK, they have financing available.
Sorry you had problems with their employees. For me, it's as easy as giving your social security number, they run it through for a credit check and in less than 5 minutes I have my stuff.
LOSE WEIGHT-not as much a cliche as a claim, all be it false.
I've found the best way to lose weight is, put the fork down.
A LIMITED TIME-expiration date. this one is clear.
CALL WITHIN X NUMBER OF MINUTES-simply an advertising gimic, it's worked for years.
The last one? Yup, human error.
Could they use different wording? You could risk confusing the message.
NO MONEY DOWN? No cash out of your pocket
BAD CREDIT? For all you stiffs that don't pay your bills on time, come see us for the highest interest rates allowed by law.
NO INTEREST FOR 6 MONTHS-Buy today-pay within 6 months before the interest kicks in.
FINANCING AVAILABLE-We know companies that will give you the money, just pay them back.
LOSE WEIGHT-Hey fatso, put the fork down!!!!
LIMITED TIME ONLY-Sale ends Sunday. Monday. Next Friday. End of the month.
CALL NOW-and we'll give you more crap that won't work in a week.
Last one-We're human, we make mistakes, which is why we're all being replaced by robots and computers.