Part 2: "Con"-Fetti In Your Livin' Room.

[Scooter Lesley]

Not that we actually needed it, but hired edit monkeys whitled the entire iHeart Fest down to a consice 2-hour TV special, complete with stopsets reflective of any CC radio station. Like the multitudes, I too watched it, but it didn't even stack-up to a bad episode of Solid Gold. The selection of performaces making the tube, simply smacked of a Pea brained, Pencilneck, Hung like a toddler, Consultant, sighting what songs tested well. I guess he got a free room, and a few runs at the hotel buffet table. However, any form of Neckid Recreation was up to his own wallet. A full weekend of Elbow Rubbin', Hob Nobbin', Gob Nobbin', and various other Sexual Nintendos. They wavied the height requirement so that both Prince, and Lil' Wayne could perform. I have pure respect for Prince, but Lil' Wayne is about as talented as the KKK:...Kollective Kardasian Klan!
He might perform better if someone would spray him with a can of Raid. Country really took it on the chin, with only Swifty representing them, and the crossover Pop slot. Pit Bull, dressed like Herb Tarlick, Hipped & Hopped. Aerosmith has a new release just around the corner, but only the "tested well"...and we are all damn tired of it, "Walk This Way", was their only showing; yet No Doubt got to air their new single. Hmmmmmmm? I'm not much on her Vanilla Ice hairdo(don't), but I Love Pink...that girl can sing! Remember, as I mulled on part 1,...Hmmmmmm? There is a clear yet completely "Con"sealed reason for everything that aired on that 2-hour run. Apparently, everything that happens in Vegas....Does not stay in Vegas!