What the FCC does about pirates
1. Someone complains about a pirate
2. More people complain about the same pirate
3. After several months or years, the FCC drives a van around the area looking for the pirate station operating during regular business hours.
4. If found, they will locate the transmitter site.
5. If the neighborhood is safe that the lone unarmed FCC agent feels like he won't get shot, Knock knock. Who's there. FCC.
6. If no one responds, a letter is mailed. If someone responds, they ask to inspect the transmitter.
7. When they refuse inspection, they leave and a letter is mailed several months later. The letter is ignored.
8. People keep complaining about the pirate.
9. After several months, the FCC visits the station again and sends another letter.
10. It's still on the air and people keep complaining.
11. FCC sends a Notice of Apparent Liability
12. Pirate doesn't pay it
13. FCC sends a forfeiture order months later
14. They still don't pay it!
15. On a slow day at the FCC office (months after the forfeiture letter was sent), they ask the local police to help bust the pirate.
16. Months or years later, the local police respond and set up a time to bust the pirate.
17. Repeat steps 3-5
18. If the FCC is lucky and the pirate is broadcasting at the time of the scheduled bust, the pirate is busted and the equipment is confiscated.
If the pirate changes its location or even its frequency, back to step 1. If it goes off the air before getting busted, nothing happens to it. This is the government bureaucracy at its finest.