> Has anyone ever been faced with a disc jockey who thought
> you were his own personal servant?? Let's get the stories
> flying!
>
The morning team used to book gigs as party DJ's at high school dances and borrow the stations P.A. system consisting of this behemoth albatross frame on wheels with cart machines, amps, eq, plus a nice active crossover and cart storage. The thing weighed a ton, but had wheels on one end so you could wheel it around like a wheelbarrow. That, two big cabinet speakers and the cables and mikes made for a minimum of shlepping, and although developed for remotes, it mostly sat in the closet. One of the favorite tricks of these particular guys was to come back to the station after the gig, and leave it all in the van, so the next day I'd have a van full of stuff, and since I was the one needing the van to go for parts or out to the xmtr site, would get stuck unloading the stuff for them (they would always say "we'll do it when our shift is done ... oh, no, we have some production ... can it wait until 3 PM?") Finally after going to the GM with this problem, he told them "One more time and Andy gets $50 bucks out of your fee (the station billed the schools, so the money went through the station's books). It didn't faze them, so the next time it happened they got docked ... and it happened again and they got docked again ... finally, they wised up after losing $100 bucks. What really frosted me was one of them once said "What's the big deal? You don't have anything to do around here anyway."
I got them back good many times. It was after Thanksgiving and we were clearing
out the hay and the scarecrow from the reception area to make way for the fake Xmas tree and cheerily wrapped empty boxes. The scarecrow had been in the shop for a few days and pretty much out of mind. One morning I told the dynamic duo I had to work in the control room during their show, but it was on some equipment not related to their show. The console was in a stand/table with a 30 inch upper tier for equipment about 18 inches above the console. So as the clowns did their show, they could see me from about the top of my jeans to maybe the first few inches of my flannel shirt. I dragged my soldering station and some tools into the control room (I really did have something to do in there but I don't remember what it was) and began working. Now these guys were notorious for leaving the control room as soon as music was rolling and hang out in the reception area cracking jokes and meeting visitors (and wait for the warning light and run into the control room just in time ... surely you've met a few like this, no?). So, in cahoots with the news director, when they were away from the control room, I put my shirt on the scarecrow (which was already wearing jeans like I had on that day) and we shuffled the scarecrow from the shop to behind the console, raised the arms high enough as to not be seen from their vantage point, and both left the control room. They came back in at the warning light, did their break, said something to the scarecrow thinking it was me, and then left to return to the reception area. On the next break it happened almost exactly the same way. Then the third time, apparently having asked me (scarecrow) a question gone unanswered, one of them persisted, then got mad insinuating I was ignoring them, and came around the back of the console to confront me. My cohort in the news studio could see this all go down, and let them know he'd seen them talking to a scarecrow (and mentioned some small reference in his next newscast). Almost all of us laughed pretty hard that morning.
Hey I've got lots of true stories, but I felt this one fit the post.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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