Ford said:
KOOL will not play "Brown Eyed Girl" nearly as many times as this board claims.
OK............. OK, FOLKS!! I HAVE A STORY TO TELL!!!
THE DAY I UNKNOWINGLY BECAME A KOOL LISTENER:
So today I went to the barber shop to get a haircut and the first thing I noticed upon entering was that for once, they actually had the radio on a station playing either adult contemporary or classic hits. For some reason, I thought it was on 99.9 KEZ. Shortly after I was called to get my hair cut, the barber serving me started playing "the motto" by Drake on his phone and began to complain about the barber shop music with the few other barbers wondering if anyone was allowed to change the station. I immediately got involved in the conversation and started telling him about how the people there used to always have it on 101.5 or 95.1 and that a few short years ago, employees even used to bring their own radio's (and also mentioned the time I dj'd there for their manager).
After all the chit chatter and noise began to die down, I was able to hear the barbershop radio again. I start trying to make out the lyrics to the song that was playing and next thing I knew,
BAM! IT WAS BROWN EYED GIRL!
I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT!
The very moment I heard it I thought about the talk here on these boards and instantly knew we were listening to KOOL 94.5! We were all KOOL Listeners! I was on the verge of updating my life insurance policy and planning a funeral because I WAS DYING to bust of laughing! But as much as I wanted to laugh and say something, I had to keep my mouth shut and just smile about it instead because all the KOOL Listeners in the barbershop would've thought I had lost my mind and I wasn't sure how I was going to explain myself. I couldn't believe it. *I guess they must play the song quite often because what are the odds that during that short space of time I tuned in it would just happen to come on? Honestly, I wasn't even familiar with that song (or never really noticed it) until today! I only listened for about... 15 minutes? Then BAM! There it was playing.
Well, I guess now I see what all the Brown Eyed Girl hype and talk on this board was all about. Can't blame Van Morrison, though. I like a few different eye colors, but brown eyes are sexy... especially light brownish to hazel eyes because they sparkle in the light. Van should've made a remix called Hazel Eyed Girl. Probably would've been a hit.
On another note, I later went to a nearby dollar store on Van Buren and they were blasting Mega 104.3

Hopefully people were walking around that area with their ppm meters.