Predictions

[SheepDip]

Channeling the great Hollywood... Come in Hollywood.
Give me your predictions, oh great spirit of radio.... Oh Ayatollah of rockandrolla... Oh Czarbitron of Arbitron.

Prediction 1
Someone... nay... many people will be called, "dogd*ck."

Prediction 2.
Radio terms such as "segue," "Arbs," and "day-part" will repeated often... very often.

Prediction 3.
The consumption of containers of hops and grains will lead to heated discussion over who could hit the post.

Prediction 4.
Spitoons will be disguised as beer bottles. Beer bottles will be disguised as spittoons.

So speaketh Prophet SheepDip

 

[babeontheair]

Re: Predictions of our leaders visit!!

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Sheep dip,

From the west fire haired denim enshrined God of a radio legend will come. The snuff rings in his wranglers have rubbed many a overstuffed swivel chair in many penthouse studios. This God so manly no razor on the planet can sever the manly growth of pure testosterone from his face. From our ancient eighties past he brings the gift of eternal hat- head.

Eight by ten glossys will be available to the first ten thousand at the hookies so bring your sharpie!

Hollywood we love ya bud! We loved you back then too, we loved you so much we would drag you as far as we could to Johnstown everyday. For you, a USA today in a car window was like a moth to a flame.

 

[SheepDip]

Re: Predictions of our leaders visit!!

Why do I have the uncomfortable feeling that someone will jump out of a blind alley near the Hookies or in the parklet in front of the BullPen and ask me to compare paychecks?


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>
>
> Sheep dip,
>
> From the west fire haired denim enshrined God of a radio
> legend will come. The snuff rings in his wranglers have
> rubbed many a overstuffed swivel chair in many penthouse
> studios. This God so manly no razor on the planet can sever
> the manly growth of pure testosterone from his face. From
> our ancient eighties past he brings the gift of eternal hat-
> head.
>
> Eight by ten glossys will be available to the first ten
> thousand at the hookies so bring your sharpie!
>
> Hollywood we love ya bud! We loved you back then too, we
> loved you so much we would drag you as far as we could to
> Johnstown everyday. For you, a USA today in a car window was
> like a moth to a flame.
>

 

[babeontheair]

Re: Predictions of our leaders visit!!

Emailed you about the coming of our glorious leader.... He has spoken to me, and its was majic.

> Why do I have the uncomfortable feeling that someone will
> jump out of a blind alley near the Hookies or in the parklet
> in front of the BullPen and ask me to compare paychecks?
>
>
> > >
> >
> >
> > Sheep dip,
> >
> > From the west fire haired denim enshrined God of a radio
>
> > legend will come. The snuff rings in his wranglers have
> > rubbed many a overstuffed swivel chair in many penthouse
> > studios. This God so manly no razor on the planet can
> sever
> > the manly growth of pure testosterone from his face. From
> > our ancient eighties past he brings the gift of eternal
> hat-
> > head.
> >
> > Eight by ten glossys will be available to the first ten
>
> > thousand at the hookies so bring your sharpie!
> >
> > Hollywood we love ya bud! We loved you back then too,
> we
> > loved you so much we would drag you as far as we could to
> > Johnstown everyday. For you, a USA today in a car window
> was
> > like a moth to a flame.
> >
>