> > Okay, okay, okay...
> >
> > I'm the new guy on here. This is my first post, after
> all.
> > However, I want more information on the so-called "Prize
> > Pigs" (a.k.a. "Contest Hogs"). Their existence is masked
> in
> > intrigue. They eat their young. And they dart in between
>
> > the shadows, scavenging from remote to remote--seeking
> that
> > elusive pair of passes to the upcoming movie premiere,
> free
> > bumper sticker, or the latest God-awful Britney Spears CD.
>
> >
> >
> > Seriously though, who are they? How many contests do they
>
> > "win" a year? What effect do they have on radio stations
> > and the promotional efforts of local stations? And how
> much
> > do they piss off radio station personnel?
> >
> > Rumor has it that in Knoxville, they band together,
> looking
> > out for one another by assigning each other different
> > stations for different contests, and split any bounty they
>
> > win among the group members.
> >
> > It's a strange phenomenon, and I want the input of some of
>
> > the folks on this board. Plus, it would make one hell of
> a
> > Metro Pulse feature.
> >
> > Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
> >
> > All the best,
> > ~Aaron~
> >
>
> Well, I'm not going to mention any names but there is
> someone who's name crops of quite often on several stations
> in the market. I'm told this person (hell I'm not even
> gonna give up their gender) is Yoda's age and wins contests
> whether they're "call in to win" or "register on site". And
> I have heard that this person has organized their family
> members into some sort of syndicate to win contests.
>
> Allegedly they have speed dial training camps, regular
> finger excersie classes, and training on listening to at
> least three radio stations at once.
>
> One station sent an employee into one of these camps
> undercover to learn their techniques. Trav-E-Trav hasn't
> been heard from since.
>
> One person alleges that they've conducted detailed research
> on when stations typically do their contests and have this
> plotted out on huge graphs that take up one entire wall of
> their home. Allegedly these "contest time" graphs are
> accurate to within +/- two minutes.
>
> They're cunning and if you encouter one of these people, DO
> NOT look directly into their eyes or you will be turned to
> stone, kinda like the hands of the Vols WRs but I digress.
>
> Hope that helps.
>
Yeah, that's what I'd heard, too. Just checking to make sure.
Seriously though, the entire existence of prize pigs perplexes me. How do they get together? Where do they get together? Are their watches synchronized? Are they a mobile entity? Where do they shop? Are they screwing me (and the rest of Knoxville's listening audience) out of any big prizes? If so, which ones? And how the he11 are they doing it?
I'm pretty good at winning contests, but I wait my 30/45/60 days (depending on the station) until I win again. And yes, I must admit I have dialed the phone when I was inelligible to win again. . .and handed it to my wife so that she could win instead.
I've heard some of these people have multi-line systems going with rapid redial and a heart monitor. I play these contests the old-fashioned way--just a phone and a redial button. Sure, I may grab the cell phone and have it going, too. But why not? We pay $45/month for it, so why shouldn't I use it, too? I haven't invested in the speed dial systems that I've heard are around. But that seems excessive for a pseudo-addiction.
Besides, I don't want to put myself in the same category as the prize pigs/contest hogs--even though some may be tempted to. I'm just a HUGE fan of Knoxville radio. I listen to WKVL (now WFIV) as much as I listen to WNFZ. I listen to the Point and Star as much as I do the B. I call-in to Marc and Kim as much as I do T.K. and Kristen (now Ashley). I stalked the Fugitive and was ten minutes late catching her. I have over 104,000 Point Pal points. I've graduated from Big R's College of Classic Rock Knowledge (twice--guess that makes it a Masters...?). I've won 2:20 trivia, identified the song in Chipmunkery, beaten the toaster and answered TK's IQ. I guessed correctly what was in Toddzilla's pants, answered the Celebrity Birthday Trivia question and made my gender proud by winning Her V. Him, Marc V. Kim. I've guessed the Mancow Mystery Movie (syndicated show, I know!). I was a victim of a Monday Morning Mugging, and I've put in the last request on Road Rage. Plus, I've expanded my CD collection with Free Music Friday.
Am I missing anything? Oh, yeah--a life.

Maybe I'm a prize pig after all. Damn.
All the best,
~Aaron~