The TRUTH about Dave Barber's resume???
> I know you said you're not Dave Barber, but, only Barber would do this stuff.
Oh I'm sure NOT Barber!
And I can prove it.
And I'm not Matt Allan either.
But my heart goes out to him.
He's been treated SO, SO unfairly.
Who could blame him if he jumped to mighty WHJJ?
Or if he filled the opening on "The View."
(Replacing Meredith...who replaces Katie.)
The TRUTH about Dave Barber's resume???
Among the photos on Barber's page on WPRO's web site is his old Detroit Tigers baseball card. See
http://www.630wpro.com/gallery/dave/pic31
Here -- as Paul Harvey would say -- is "the REST of the story..."
Barber never actually played one single solitary inning at the old Tiger Stadium. There's nothing about him on the Tigers' web site...and RUMOR HAS IT that he never made it past Spring Training. Apparently, he suffered a career-ending groin pull the very day that pitchers and catchers reported. Extremely painful. He was in Florida just long enough to get his picture taken in uniform, then hobble off.
And then?
Here's something else you won't read in Barber's sanitized online bio, and something else Matt Allan would NEVER do...
The very minute his baseball dream died, Smilin' Dave quickly moved on to the karaoke circuit depicted in the Gwyneth Paltrow - Huey Lewis movie "Duets." Often winning big cash prizes. Barber -- then a sworn Genesee County, Michigan Special Deputy -- was sometimes billed as "The Singing Sheriff," and he specialized in swank Sinatra tunes. This shtick may amuse the vacationers he's sung for in bars over on Block Island, but they're all drunk to begin with. Or from Connecticut (they'll laugh at ANYTHING).
And while we're dishing, indulge me one beef, about another WPRO voice? This is obvious enough to qualify as "the elephant in the room," but somebody's gotta say it out loud:
Has anyone NOT noticed that Dan York can't pronounce "W?" It comes out "DUBBUH-DEW." When he reads a web address ("W-W-W DOT WHATEVER DOT COM), and has to say "W" three times in rapidfire succession, it sounds like he's got a lozenge in his mouth.
Dan: Try this:
1. Say "DOUBLE."
2. Now, say "YOU."
3. Now, rinse-and-repeat. "DOUBLE-YOU."
At least Matt (and Barber) can get THAT right.
Don't be surprised to hear much-much-more about all-of-the-above, on the next Jeff Charles Show.