Skipper! said:
Here's an idea... if you really want to loose all that money you have.. just give it to me... I'll put it in my saving account. I'll call you everyday and harass you about paying your bills. I'll come by your house and complain about somthing I heard you say "on the air" and every 6 months I'll send you low ratings. I'll blow up your refrigerator and you can pretend your transmitter was hit by lighting. Then I'll act like a broadcast equipment guy and charge you out the butt for the new "frigerator"
You'll have the experience of radio ownership and never have to leave your house.
;D
Now THAT's funny.
One of my bosses years ago said the keys to a great radio station include (a) knowing where the money is in the community, (b) figuring out your target demographic with said money that you'd like to play to, and (c) nobody thinks inside jokes are funny on-air except the person in the studio, essentially = shut up and play the records.
He's been a successful owner and general manager for 25+ years, so I suppose he knows of what he speaks. When I was in college working there, I used to get frustrated ... but now I realize that the station where I spent ten years off-and-on has been operating for over 60 years using these principles.
Have at it.