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Radio-Info Post-O-Matic!!!

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thinkingman

Got a yen to post a scathing rant on radio-info.com, but you just don't have the time between episodes of Dragonball-Z?? Fear not, Dungeon Master, for Post-O-Matic is here!! Just fill in the strategically-placed blanks and hit "Continue".

You're absolutely right, Sam!!!!! It's obvious that _____________ knows nothing about radio. That's why he was fired from ___________ for ____________ . Plus, if he really wanted his opinions to be taken seriously, he'd post his name, address, ___________, Social Security number, and a brief synopsis of his credentials. Did you know he has _________ separate names on here? What a __________. I just wish we could go back to the stodgy, technical, rigidly-formatted ____________ deserving of this fine site. On another subject, ___________ is rumored to be flipping to __________, which will mean a golden opportunity for ____________. But the question remains, who is going to take on the morning show at ____________ if that happens? You know, I always enjoyed The ________ Show. It wasn't very diverse in terms of __________ but I could always depend on it for the best ____________. Finally, in response to ____________, your perspective is invalid because you work for _____________ and the corporate bohemoths have ____________ all the ______________ out of radio. Old-timers like me can remember when we had to actually ___________ in order to _____________ the ___________ while at the same time snorting ___________ and drinking ____________ in the studio. Anyone agree??
 
Go make yourself useful and tell your engineer that tower 2 has a lamp out.

And have a happy holiday :)<P ID="signature">______________
</P>
 
> Go make yourself useful and tell your engineer that tower 2
> has a lamp out.
>
> And have a happy holiday :)
>

TRANSLATION: Thinkingman, that was good. I will never publicly give you credit, but that was solid.
 
> > Go make yourself useful and tell your engineer that tower
> 2
> > has a lamp out.
> >
> > And have a happy holiday :)
> >
>
> TRANSLATION: Thinkingman, that was good. I will never
> publicly give you credit, but that was solid.
>

I'll admit you've made me laugh. But I'll also give you credit for having too much time on your hands.<P ID="signature">______________
"Our Greatest Glory lies not in never failing, but in rising everytime we fall."

http://www.makmckeehan.com
http://www.get-frosted.com</P>
 
You're absolutely right, Sam!!!!! It's obvious that __YOUNG_WILL__ knows nothing about radio. That's why he was fired from __LIFE__ for __EVER__. Plus, if he really wanted his opinions to be taken seriously, he'd post his name, address, __SEXUAL_PREFERENCES__, Social Security number, and a brief synopsis of his credentials. Did you know he has __PI__ separate names on here? What a __FARTKNOCKER__. I just wish we could go back to the stodgy, technical, rigidly-formatted __WPSU__ deserving of this fine site. On another subject, __HOT_92__ is rumored to be flipping to __RHYTHMIC_CHR__, which will mean a golden opportunity for __BRUCE_BOND__. But the question remains, who is going to take on the morning show at __6_AM__ if that happens? You know, I always enjoyed The __DICK__ Show. It wasn't very diverse in terms of __IT'S DIVERSITY__ but I could always depend on it for the best __PROCESSING__. Finally, in response to __THE_SENATOR_FROM_KANSAS___, your perspective is invalid because you work for __PEOPLE_WHO_LIVE_IN_KANSAS___ and the corporate bohemoths have __BLUMPED__ all the __"LOVIN"__ out of radio. Old-timers like me can remember when we had to actually __WORK__ in order to __GET_DINNER_FROM__ the __DUMPSTER_BEHIND_THE_BUILDING__ while at the same time snorting __GLUE__ and drinking __THAT_BLUE_STUFF_YOU_PUT_YOUR_COMBS_IN,__ in the studio. Anyone agree??


MAD LIBS RULES, BITCHES!

PK
 
> You're absolutely right, Sam!!!!! It's obvious that
> __YOUNG_WILL__ knows nothing about radio. That's why he was
> fired from __LIFE__ for __EVER__. Plus, if he really wanted
> his opinions to be taken seriously, he'd post his name,
> address, __SEXUAL_PREFERENCES__, Social Security number, and
> a brief synopsis of his credentials. Did you know he has
> __PI__ separate names on here? What a __FARTKNOCKER__. I
> just wish we could go back to the stodgy, technical,
> rigidly-formatted __WPSU__ deserving of this fine site. On
> another subject, __HOT_92__ is rumored to be flipping to
> __RHYTHMIC_CHR__, which will mean a golden opportunity for
> __BRUCE_BOND__. But the question remains, who is going to
> take on the morning show at __6_AM__ if that happens? You
> know, I always enjoyed The __DICK__ Show. It wasn't very
> diverse in terms of __IT'S DIVERSITY__ but I could always
> depend on it for the best __PROCESSING__. Finally, in
> response to __THE_SENATOR_FROM_KANSAS___, your perspective
> is invalid because you work for
> __PEOPLE_WHO_LIVE_IN_KANSAS___ and the corporate bohemoths
> have __BLUMPED__ all the __"LOVIN"__ out of radio.
> Old-timers like me can remember when we had to actually
> __WORK__ in order to __GET_DINNER_FROM__ the
> __DUMPSTER_BEHIND_THE_BUILDING__ while at the same time
> snorting __GLUE__ and drinking
> __THAT_BLUE_STUFF_YOU_PUT_YOUR_COMBS_IN,__ in the studio.
> Anyone agree??
>
>
> MAD LIBS RULES, BITCHES!
>
> PK
>

You're absolutely right, Sam!!!!! It's obvious that __PAT KAIN__ knows nothing about radio. That's why he was fired from __SHEETZ__ for __PUTTING HIS SPECIAL SAUCE ON THE MTO's__. Plus, if he really wanted his opinions to be taken seriously, he'd post his name, address, __CUP SIZE__, Social Security number, and a brief synopsis of his credentials. Did you know he has __1__ separate names on here? What a __COCKGOBBLER__. I just wish we could go back to the stodgy, technical, rigidly-formatted __BITCHFEST__ deserving of this fine site. On another subject, __WHHS__ is rumored to be flipping to __HOT TALK__, which will mean a golden opportunity for __RICK BECKER__. But the question remains, who is going to take on the morning show at __KNAC__ if that happens? You know, I always enjoyed The __DICK__ Show. It wasn't very diverse in terms of __HOMOGONY__ but I could always depend on it for the best __RACIST JOKES__. Finally, in response to __PAT KAIN___, your perspective is invalid because you work for __THE WEEKEND___ and the corporate bohemoths have __DONKEY PUNCHED__ all the __LITTLE PEOPLE__ out of radio. Old-timers like me can remember when we had to actually __MASTURBATE__ in order to __RELIEVE OURSELVES WITH__ the __VIETNAMESE HOOKER__ while at the same time snorting __METAL SHAVINGS__ and drinking __VOMIT,__ in the studio. Anyone agree??

DICK SHOW that kain<P ID="edit"><FONT class="small">Edited by Young-Will on 12/02/05 09:55 PM.</FONT></P>
 
> TRANSLATION: Thinkingman, that was good. I will never
> publicly give you credit, but that was solid.

Translation: You really do have a lamp out and I was trying to be helpful.<P ID="signature">______________
</P>
 
> > > Go make yourself useful and tell your engineer that
> tower
> > 2
> > > has a lamp out.
> > >
> > > And have a happy holiday :)
> > >
> >
> > TRANSLATION: Thinkingman, that was good. I will never
> > publicly give you credit, but that was solid.
> >
>
> I'll admit you've made me laugh. But I'll also give you
> credit for having too much time on your hands.
>

It almost seems that Pat Kain and Young Will were trying to have a "bigger-dick-mad libs-contest. I just can't make up my mind over who I pissed my self laughing at more. I do however enjoy the subtle way that PK signed his post" mad libs rule bitches".

Hey Pat!! Where did you have more fun at, doing nights at WLAN or weekends at WPLY ?
 
> It almost seems that Pat Kain and Young Will were trying to
> have a "bigger-dick-mad libs-contest. I just can't make up
> my mind over who I pissed my self laughing at more. I do
> however enjoy the subtle way that PK signed his post" mad
> libs rule bitches".
>
> Hey Pat!! Where did you have more fun at, doing nights at
> WLAN or weekends at WPLY ?
>

I was hoping that other people would do the same with that post... Guess Will and I are the "biggest dicks."

Both were great... WLAN offered a lot more freedom, but Y was THE radio environment, everyone aspires to work in.

PK
 
You're absolutely right, Sam!!!!! It's obvious that __DAVE HARRISON__ knows nothing about radio. That's why he was fired from __THE DAIRY FARM__ for ___NOT DAIRY FARMING__ . Plus, if he really wanted his opinions to be taken seriously, he'd post his name, address, __TRAILER NUMBER__, Social Security number, and a brief synopsis of his credentials. Did you know he has __73__ separate names on here? What a __COAL TRUCK__. I just wish we could go back to the stodgy, technical, rigidly-formatted __BACKSTABBING__ deserving of this fine site. On another subject, __THE TOUCH__ is rumored to be flipping to __1400-FM__, which will mean a golden opportunity for __CHUCK JEWEL__. But the question remains, who is going to take on the morning show at __WIOO__ if that happens? You know, I always enjoyed The __KIRK WISE__ Show. It wasn't very diverse in terms of __RACING WITH THE WISE GUY____ but I could always depend on it for the best __GAY GUY IMPRESSIONS___. Finally, in response to __THINKINGMAN___, your perspective is invalid because you work for __RON ROY___ and the corporate bohemoths have __PLUCKED___ all the __GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE___ out of radio. Old-timers like me can remember when we had to actually __KISS ASS___ in order to __STEAL LONDON BROIL___ from the __KITCHEN REFRIDGERATOR___ while at the same time snorting __MINI M&MS__ and drinking _DIRTY__RAMEN__WATER_ in the studio. Anyone agree??
<P ID="signature">______________
"Our Greatest Glory lies not in never failing, but in rising everytime we fall."

http://www.makmckeehan.com
http://www.get-frosted.com</P>
 
You're absolutely right, Sam!!!!! It's obvious that __Dave Kohn__ knows nothing about radio. That's why he was fired from ___WHYL__ for ___failing to clean the bathrooms___ . Plus, if he really wanted his opinions to be taken seriously, he'd post his name, address, __cult__, Social Security number, and a brief synopsis of his credentials. Did you know he has __-1__ separate names on here? What a __crotch rocket__. I just wish we could go back to the stodgy, technical, rigidly-formatted __selector playlist__ deserving of this fine site. On another subject, __WNNK__ is rumored to be flipping to __Adult Contemporary__, which will mean a golden opportunity for _Otto Mation_. But the question remains, who is going to take on the morning show at __WPLJ__ if that happens? You know, I always enjoyed The __Man Show__. It wasn't very diverse in terms of __diversity__ but I could always depend on it for the best __PSA's__. Finally, in response to __elevator_opratr__, your perspective is invalid because you work for __God__ and the corporate bohemoths have __excavated__ all the __dock workers__ out of radio. Old-timers like me can remember when we had to actually __throw french fries at the DJ while he was live__ in order to __trip the silence alarm__ while at the same time snorting __stuff found in the director's office__ and drinking _$10_imported_water_ in the studio. Anyone agree??
> <P ID="signature">______________
-DK</P>
 
> You're absolutely right, Sam!!!!! It's obvious that __DAVE
> HARRISON__ knows nothing about radio. That's why he was
> fired from __THE DAIRY FARM__ for ___NOT DAIRY FARMING__ .
> Plus, if he really wanted his opinions to be taken
> seriously, he'd post his name, address, __TRAILER NUMBER__,
> Social Security number, and a brief synopsis of his
> credentials. Did you know he has __73__ separate names on
> here? What a __COAL TRUCK__. I just wish we could go back to
> the stodgy, technical, rigidly-formatted __BACKSTABBING__
> deserving of this fine site. On another subject, __THE
> TOUCH__ is rumored to be flipping to __1400-FM__, which will
> mean a golden opportunity for __CHUCK JEWEL__. But the
> question remains, who is going to take on the morning show
> at __WIOO__ if that happens? You know, I always enjoyed The
> __KIRK WISE__ Show. It wasn't very diverse in terms of
> __RACING WITH THE WISE GUY____ but I could always depend on
> it for the best __GAY GUY IMPRESSIONS___. Finally, in
> response to __THINKINGMAN___, your perspective is invalid
> because you work for __RON ROY___ and the corporate
> bohemoths have __PLUCKED___ all the __GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE___
> out of radio. Old-timers like me can remember when we had to
> actually __KISS ASS___ in order to __STEAL LONDON BROIL___
> from the __KITCHEN REFRIDGERATOR___ while at the same time
> snorting __MINI M&MS__ and drinking _DIRTY__RAMEN__WATER_ in
> the studio. Anyone agree??
>
Thanks Mac, I just wet my pants.

:)
 
> Got a yen to post a scathing rant on radio-info.com, but you
> just don't have the time between episodes of Dragonball-Z??
> Fear not, Dungeon Master, for Post-O-Matic is here!! Just
> fill in the strategically-placed blanks and hit "Continue".
>
> You're absolutely right, Sam!!!!! It's obvious that
> _SISTER CHRISTIAN__ knows nothing about radio. That's why he was
> fired from _WAL-MART__ for _TOUCHING TARA___ . Plus, if he
> really wanted his opinions to be taken seriously, he'd post
> his name, address, _GREEN CARD ID____, Social Security number, and
> a brief synopsis of his credentials. Did you know he has
> _NO IMPORTANT___ separate names on here? What a _TOBACCO SHOP LOITER__. I
> just wish we could go back to the stodgy, technical,
> rigidly-formatted _BM CONVERSATION__ deserving of this fine site.
> On another subject, _KISS FM_ is rumored to be flipping to
> _ALL GAY-ALL DAY__, which will mean a golden opportunity for
> _BOB AND SHERRY_. But the question remains, who is going to
> take on the morning show at _MIX__ if that happens?
> You know, I always enjoyed The _GONG_ SHOW. It wasn't
> very diverse in terms of _ENTERTAINMENT__ but I could always
> depend on it for the best _WHAT HAPPENS TO RADIO TALENT AFTER THEY HAVE BEEN >HUNG OUT TO DRY__.
>Finally, in response to _NEALNETWK_, your perspective is invalid
> because you work for _THE EVIL CHRISTMAS HATERS OF THE WORLD__ and the corporate
> bohemoths have _TAKEN_ all the _TRUE SPIRIT_ out of
> radio. Old-timers like me can remember when we had to
> actually _LICK THE CART TAPE__ in order to _REMOVE THE PLAQUE_THAT THE PRODUCTION DIRECTOR HAD LEFT ON IT__
> while at the same time snorting _POP ROCKS__ and
> drinking __R C COLA TO TRY AND BE LIKE MIKEY in the studio. Anyone agree??
>
 
> > It almost seems that Pat Kain and Young Will were trying
> to
> > have a "bigger-dick-mad libs-contest. I just can't make up
>
> > my mind over who I pissed my self laughing at more. I do
> > however enjoy the subtle way that PK signed his post" mad
> > libs rule bitches".
> >
> > Hey Pat!! Where did you have more fun at, doing nights at
> > WLAN or weekends at WPLY ?
> >
>
> I was hoping that other people would do the same with that
> post... Guess Will and I are the "biggest dicks."
>
> Both were great... WLAN offered a lot more freedom, but Y
> was THE radio environment, everyone aspires to work in.
>
> PK
>
I for one am still waiting for the return of BROTHER KAIN to the airwaves! Who is the strongest...the creator...or his creation??? You be the judge. What did I start by putting a Mic in your hands???

Tag....you're it Pat!

Hitman Steve Hilton
 
> I for one am still waiting for the return of BROTHER KAIN to
> the airwaves!
>
> Hitman Steve Hilton

Brother Cain.... Just FYI. I don't want Damon Johnson to yell at you like he did to me! :) <P ID="signature">______________
-DK</P>
 
> I for one am still waiting for the return of BROTHER KAIN to
> the airwaves!

You and me both!


> What did I start by putting
> a Mic in your hands???


Yeah... thanks for the addiction. It woulda been easier of you'd just given me crack.

PK
 
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