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IamAllEars
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With reference to the query posed in the thread below (Does Dave Barber pay me? Am I a family member?), here goes...
If you haven't been following this gripping saga, let's quickly get you up-to-speed.
("PREVIOUSLY, ON NYPD BLUE...")
First, from the earlier post radioooaddict1 deleted:
> I hope you know this, You broke the law and you think you got away with it. Everytime you write, you confirm who you are. You`ll NEVER work at WRKO, nice try. Have fun on that 2 watt station.
Then, I responded that I-had-never-been-anywhere-NEAR-WRKO.
'Not sure which law whoever-he/she-thinks-I-am broke.
Perhaps radioaddict1 can cite the statute.
And "that 2-watt station?"
You've got me confused with someone else, as you'll read way-down-below.
And I offered radioooaddict1 these FIFTEEN clues:
> I am NONE-of-the-following:
>
> 1. David Bernstein
> 2. Dan York
> 3. Matt Allan
> 4. Farid
> 5. Westwood One's Jim Bohannon
> 6. quizmaster Wink Martindale
> 7. Wolfman Jack (dead, but still on XM 06)
> 8. Time Warner Chairman Richard Parsons
> 9. Oscar winner Christopher Walken
> 10. Jimmy Hoffa
> 11. David Oreck
> 12. CNBC money honey Maria Bartiromo
> 13. Mario Hilario
> 14. Vermont Governor Jim Douglas
> 15. the Fenway Park PA guy who clips "SO GOOD, SO GOOD, SO GOOD" from "Sweet Caroline."
And I really think I WAS being-too-generous.
But then, radioaddict1 signaled that he/she STILL thinks-I'm-someone-else...
> I know you said you're not Dave Barber, but, only Barber would do this stuff. That coward fool replaced Allen for YOU!!!
"That coward fool?"
STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT.
I'll hate myself later for doing this, but here are EVEN MORE clues!
ANOTHER FIFTEEN OF 'EM!
Audience, please be quiet. No assistance.
Let the contestant think-this-through, while the "Jeopardy" theme plays...
In addition to the list above, I am -- and can PROVE it -- NONE of the following:
1. employed by ANY radio station ANYWHERE
2. Dave Barber's wife
3. Dave Barber's dog Joey Bishop
4. either of the Farrelly Brothers (good guess though)
5. either of the Haven Brothers (urp)
6. affable WHJJ food dude Bruce Newbury
7. Jeff Charles, RI radio's #1 local night time host*
8. a Mohegan Sun pit boss
9. Bryant University President, and ex-US Rep., Ronald K. Machtley
10. John DePetro http://www.depetro.com/
11. John DiPietro http://www.johndipietro.com/
12. that famous dancing Providence traffic cop
13. Buddy, who has been denied Internet access while incarcerated
14. "Old Christine" star Julia Louis-Dreyfus, formerly Elaine on "Seinfeld"
15. Rich Lupo
* RI radio's ONLY local night time host.
NOW THEN...
(Cue tympani roll.)
YOUR GUESS???
There WILL be a Fabulous Radio Prize for the winner.
If you haven't been following this gripping saga, let's quickly get you up-to-speed.
("PREVIOUSLY, ON NYPD BLUE...")
First, from the earlier post radioooaddict1 deleted:
> I hope you know this, You broke the law and you think you got away with it. Everytime you write, you confirm who you are. You`ll NEVER work at WRKO, nice try. Have fun on that 2 watt station.
Then, I responded that I-had-never-been-anywhere-NEAR-WRKO.
'Not sure which law whoever-he/she-thinks-I-am broke.
Perhaps radioaddict1 can cite the statute.
And "that 2-watt station?"
You've got me confused with someone else, as you'll read way-down-below.
And I offered radioooaddict1 these FIFTEEN clues:
> I am NONE-of-the-following:
>
> 1. David Bernstein
> 2. Dan York
> 3. Matt Allan
> 4. Farid
> 5. Westwood One's Jim Bohannon
> 6. quizmaster Wink Martindale
> 7. Wolfman Jack (dead, but still on XM 06)
> 8. Time Warner Chairman Richard Parsons
> 9. Oscar winner Christopher Walken
> 10. Jimmy Hoffa
> 11. David Oreck
> 12. CNBC money honey Maria Bartiromo
> 13. Mario Hilario
> 14. Vermont Governor Jim Douglas
> 15. the Fenway Park PA guy who clips "SO GOOD, SO GOOD, SO GOOD" from "Sweet Caroline."
And I really think I WAS being-too-generous.
But then, radioaddict1 signaled that he/she STILL thinks-I'm-someone-else...
> I know you said you're not Dave Barber, but, only Barber would do this stuff. That coward fool replaced Allen for YOU!!!
"That coward fool?"
STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT.
I'll hate myself later for doing this, but here are EVEN MORE clues!
ANOTHER FIFTEEN OF 'EM!
Audience, please be quiet. No assistance.
Let the contestant think-this-through, while the "Jeopardy" theme plays...
In addition to the list above, I am -- and can PROVE it -- NONE of the following:
1. employed by ANY radio station ANYWHERE
2. Dave Barber's wife
3. Dave Barber's dog Joey Bishop
4. either of the Farrelly Brothers (good guess though)
5. either of the Haven Brothers (urp)
6. affable WHJJ food dude Bruce Newbury
7. Jeff Charles, RI radio's #1 local night time host*
8. a Mohegan Sun pit boss
9. Bryant University President, and ex-US Rep., Ronald K. Machtley
10. John DePetro http://www.depetro.com/
11. John DiPietro http://www.johndipietro.com/
12. that famous dancing Providence traffic cop
13. Buddy, who has been denied Internet access while incarcerated
14. "Old Christine" star Julia Louis-Dreyfus, formerly Elaine on "Seinfeld"
15. Rich Lupo
* RI radio's ONLY local night time host.
NOW THEN...
(Cue tympani roll.)
YOUR GUESS???
There WILL be a Fabulous Radio Prize for the winner.