Here's a story for ya!
I was working at WPNH, and it was, I believe, the only remote I ever did. It was analog cell phone from on the outskirts of the White Mountains. Tricky reception to say the least. The remote itself however, was a blast! It was at the Pirate's Cove Mini Golf course. I got to play a free round to plug it, so the listener not only got the normal "here's-the-deal-down-your-throat" routine, but also could be mildly entertained while I described how the game play was for me personally. And yes, I drove my personal vehicle to the event, which was a Honda Civic Del Sol with personalized plates that said "WPNHDJ" on it. That was it. The station didn't even HAVE a company vehicle at the time. (A little later on they got an older model Chevy Astro van with a simple logo on it.)
But here's a pointer: Never expect the sales staff to give you what you need on time. Rip n' read sucks, whether you're doing news, weather or remotes. It really is up to the air talent to find what they feel is interesting to their audience, complemented by the important details the sales staff is supposed to provide. The more you know, the better you can ad-lib and be entertaining with it. Then, a professional will make every attempt to make sure he's got a solid signal before he phones up the station. Even so, I dropped out a couple of times, but I regained it without too much lost.
Of course, I got the easy remote to do that with. Recreation is always fun. The guy that got stuck with the bank remote I was originally going to do didn't have such a good time with it. But then again, if you were interested in CD's and money-market funds, you'd be golden anyway.
And then there's the hiring of newbies... I still chuckle to this day when I think of "Buzz Lightyear" Seeley when he was doing a live remote at US Cellular with our GM. I was behind the board and all of a sudden I hear him say at a point where he was at a loss for words... "F***ING".

:-X OOPS. ;D