Monday, November 17, 2003 [continued]
Channels:
2—KREM (CBS)
4—KXLY (ABC)
6—KHQ (NBC)
7—KSPS (PBS)
22—KSKN (The WB)
24—KQUP (UPN)
28—KAYU (Fox)
34—KGPX (Pax TV)
4:00
2—The Oprah Winfrey Show
Oprah shops for bargains; ambush makeovers with designer Isaac Mizrahi.
4—World News Tonight with Peter Jennings
6—Judge Judy
7—Cyberchase
22—Pokémon
24—Judge Hatchett
28—Dharma & Greg
4:30
4—KXLY News 4 at 4:30
6—Judge Judy
7—Zoom
22—Yu-Gi-Oh!
24—Judge Hatchett
28—Dharma & Greg
5:00
2—KREM 2 News at 5
(Charles Rowe, Nadine Woodward)
4—KXLY News 4 at 5
(Richard Brown, Robyn Nance)
6—Q6 Local News at 5
(Dan Kleckner, Stephanie Vigil)
7—BBC World News
22—The Sharon Osbourne Show
Actors Andy Dick and Sherri Shepherd ("Less Than Perfect"); TV personalities Ally Hilfiger and Jaime Gleicher ("Rich Girls"); the Wau Wau Sisters perform.
24—Divorce Court
28—The Simpsons
5:30
2—CBS Evening News with Dan Rather
6—NBC Nightly News with Tom Brokaw
7—Nightly Business Report
24—Divorce Court
28—King of the Hill
"Meet the Manger Babies." Hank helps Luanne with her puppet show until she's invited on television opposite the Super Bowl. Voices include Brittany Murphy; Kathy Najimy; Mike Judge; Pamela Segall.
EVENING
6:00
2—KREM 2 News at 6
(Randy Shaw, Nadine Woodward)
4—Monday Night Football
Pittsburgh Steelers at San Francisco 49ers. Pittsburgh running backs Jerome Bettis and Amos Zereoué look to roll over the 49ers. From San Francisco Stadium at Candlestick Point. [Live]
6—Q6 Local News at 6
(Dan Kleckner, Stephanie Vigil)
7—The NewsHour with Jim Lehrer
22—The King of Queens
"Swim Neighbors." Carrie takes legal action when her neighbors (Bryan Cranston, Dee Dee Rescher) install an above-ground pool that overlooks her backyard fence, but the pool makes a big splash with Doug. Pruzan: Alex Skuby. Spence: Patton Oswalt. Carrie: Leah Remini. Doug: Kevin James.
24—EX-treme Dating
28—The Simpsons
"Special Edna." Bart nominates Mrs. Krabappel for Teacher of the Year, netting the family a trip to the awards show in Orlando, where Little Richard is to present the prize. Marcia Wallace, Harry Shearer, Tress MacNeille.
34—Supermarket Sweep
6:30
2—Hollywood Squares
Joan and Melissa Rivers; Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy; Marlee Matlin and Jack Jason; Paige Davis and Doug Wilson; Paris and Nicky Hilton; Isabel Sanford and Sherman Hemsley; Pat and Debby Boone; Penn and Teller; and Tim Conway and Harvey Korman.
6—Everybody Loves Raymond
"Sweet Charity." Ray reluctantly agrees to do some charity work at a hospital after Debra signs him up, but he soon becomes a hit with the patients and starts spending more time there than at home, much to his wife's dismay. Lesley: Adrian Ricard. Robert: Brad Garrett. Debra: Patricia Heaton.
22—Friends
"The One Where Phoebe Runs." Joey, Chandler, Monica, Rachel and Phoebe acclimate themselves to their new living arrangements. First up: Joey gets a new roommate (Elle Macpherson). Monica: Courteney Cox Arquette. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Chandler: Matthew Perry.
24—EX-treme Dating
28—That '70s Show
"It's a Wonderful Life." An angel (Wayne Knight) shows Eric the repercussions of his wish that he and Donna had never kissed. Rhonda: Cynthia Lamontagne. Pam: Jennifer Lyons. Jake: Timmy Deters. Cop: Tommy Hinkley. Eric: Topher Grace. Donna: Laura Prepon. Hyde: Danny Masterson.
34—Shop 'til You Drop
7:00
2—Seinfeld
"The Soup Nazi." Cooing between Jerry and his girlfriend irritates George; Elaine runs afoul of a soup vendor; Kramer loses Elaine's armoire to muggers. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. Newman: Wayne Knight. Bania: Steve Hytner. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
6—Jeopardy!
College tournament.
7—My Hero
22—Dr. Phil
Participants in the weight-loss challenge face off in a fitness competition.
24—Ripley's Believe It or Not!
28—Will & Grace
"Fagmalion Part Three: Bye, Bye, Beardy." A made-over Barry (Dan Futterman) makes a big splash at a chic fund-raiser, where he also unwittingly arouses Will's romantic interest. Beverley Leslie: Leslie Jordan. Sally: Kathleen Wilhoite. Pamela: Rebecca Lowman.
34—The Weakest Link
7:30
2—Friends
"The One with the Memorial Service." Chandler's jokey entry on his and Ross's college Web site leads to a faux burial service for the allegedly dead—and obviously unpopular—Geller; Joey refuses to give Emma his favorite stuffed animal; Phoebe begs Monica to help her avoid a post-breakup tryst with Mike (Paul Rudd). Tom: Ernie Grunwald. Kori: Ivana Milicevic. Ross: David Schwimmer.
6—Wheel of Fortune
NBA Players Week, from New York.
7—Keeping Up Appearances
24—Ripley's Believe It or Not!
28—That '70s Show
"Black Dog." Hyde is little comfort when Jackie has a family crisis, and Donna and Eric differ on what he should do; Fez kisses his DMV boss (Joanna Canton).
34—Family Feud
8:00
2—Yes, Dear
"Jimmy and Chuck." Jimmy is excited to learn that Chuck Norris will shadow him for a few days to learn more about security guards for an upcoming movie role, but he's quickly disappointed when the real Chuck turns out to be quite different from his action-adventure persona. Herself: Gena Norris. Himself: Dakota Norris. Herself: Danilee Norris. Billy: Billy Gardell. Roy: Phill Lewis. Senator: Rudy Hornish.
6—Fear Factor
Players must grab onto and climb up a ladder dangling from a helicopter while riding atop a speeding truck. Joe Rogan hosts.
7—Antiques Roadshow
Dan Elias winds up his tenure as series host with this three-episode stop in Charlotte. Items appraised range from comics to a Marc Chagall lithograph and a Mexican War sword. Away from the Charlotte Convention Center, Elias traces the city's history.
22—7th Heaven
"Go Ask Alice." Eric clashes with a high-school principal (Meredith Baxter) over a family's request to bend a rule regarding the pickup of a student on campus property. Elsewhere, rumors about Martin (Tyler Hoechlin) upset Cecilia, who then regrets talking to Ruthie about her feelings. Cecilia: Ashlee Simpson.
24—The Parkers
"Foul Ball." Former major-league baseball star Eric Davis plays himself as Stevie, Nikki and Kim enlist a ringer to win an annual softball game against a rival team led by Prof. Oglevee and T. This is the series' 100th episode. Jennie: Jennie Finch. Regina: Kara Brock.
28—The Next Joe Millionaire
Aquamarine pendants go to two of the three remaining ladies following chartered-jet dates to the islands of Sardina and Corsica. Samantha Harris hosts, with butler Paul Hogan.
34—America's Funniest Home Videos
Sports-minded animals include a Frisbee-retrieving dog with booty that's bigger than its body, hamsters hamming it up on the exercise wheel. Also: football fumbles. Host: Bob Saget.
8:30
2—Still Standing
"Still Dreaming." Bill gets the bright idea to have Lauren (Renee Olstead) profile her Aunt Linda for a school report on role models, which leads to Lauren helping Linda fulfill her dream of designing and selling fashions for goose lawn ornaments. Meanwhile, Judy becomes jealous of the time that her little sis and eldest daughter are spending together and spitefully dismisses their business venture, predicting it will lay an egg.
24—Eve
"Hi, Mom." J.T.'s mother (Daphne Maxwell Reid) catches her son in bed with Shelly, who fears she has lost his mother's respect; Rita refuses to act submissive for her boyfriend (Mario Lopez). J.T.: Jason George. Rita: Ali Landry. Shelly: Eve.
34—America's Funniest Home Videos
A scout isn't prepared when he sneezes at a merit-badge ceremony; a dog tries to stuff his stuffed pig into his doghouse; a rhino horns in on a friend. Also: a mini-Peeping Tom. Bob Saget hosts.
9:00
2—Everybody Loves Raymond
"The Surprise Party." Debra's mom (Katherine Helmond) plans a surprise birthday party for her daughter, but a loose-lipped Ray spills the beans and then takes all the credit. Linda: Maggie Wheeler. Amy: Monica Horan.
4—Entertainment Tonight
Katie Couric photo shoot; Julia Roberts' interview with Oprah Winfrey; actor Tom Cruise ("The Last Samurai"). (Mary Hart, Bob Goen)
6—Las Vegas
"Luck Be a Lady." Ed's ex-CIA partner (Mimi Rogers) heads security for a diva (Sheryl Lee Ralph); a full-comp VIP (James McDaniel) gives no gaming action. Penn & Teller have a cameo. Lani: Marisa Brown. Jillian: Cheryl Ladd. Stern: Ken Weiler. Trevathan: Mark Chaet. Nervous Guy: Ryan Bollman. Mary: Nikki Cox. Sam: Vanessa Marcil. Ed: James Caan.
7—American Experience
From 1993: "The Kennedys." Stacy Keach narrates the story of America's first family. The chronicle, which features home movies, archival footage and photos, begins by examining how patriarch Joseph P. Kennedy amassed a fortune and fostered ambitions for his sons. Stacy Keach is the narrator. Part 1 of two. (Repeat)
22—Everwood
"Just like in the Movies." Andy's persistent attempts to woo Linda compel her to tell him the truth behind her refusal to reciprocate, while Ephram and Madison's relationship grows more complicated. In other events, Amy meets an intriguing stranger (Paul Wasilewski); Andy helps a young man overcome his stutter to profess his true feelings for a long-time friend. Madison: Sarah Lancaster. Linda: Marcia Cross.
24—Girlfriends
"Between Brock and a Hard Place." Joan begins to question the future of her relationship with Brock (Malik Yoba) when he expresses reluctance about having children. Elsewhere, a security guard dumps Maya when he learns she's a mere assistant; William impulsively proposes to Lynn. Mel: Joe Torry. Sharon: Anne-Marie Johnson.
28—The Next Joe Millionaire
David takes his final two ladies to Venice, Italy, for one last date before picking his favorite. Samantha Harris hosts.
34—Early Edition
"The Medal." Gary (Kyle Chandler) tries to prevent the suicide of a war vet (Lou Gossett Jr.) tortured by memories of Vietnam. Gwen: Gay Thomas. Frank: Mushond Lee. May: Elaina Erika Davis. Chuck: Fisher Stevens. Marissa: Shanesia Davis Williams.
9:30
2—Two and a Half Men
"Phase One, Complete." Charlie is convinced that a woman (Myndy Crist) who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn. Dave: Christopher Jacobs. Evelyn: Holland Taylor.
4—The Drew Carey Show
"Blecch Sunday." Drew's bosses get more than they bargain for when they cast him in their live Super Bowl ad, unaware of his sickening camera shyness. Traylor: Kaitlin Olson. Larry: Ian Gomez. Derek: Greg Proops. Evan:Kyle Howard. Watch Now google play Paid
24—Half & Half
"The Big College Admission Episode." Spencer's cousin, who now works in the mail room at Delicious Records, almost wrecks Spencer's relationship with Camille (Rowena King) when he recalls a drunken tryst Spencer and Mona had during their freshman year in college. Also: Dee Dee gives her mother a do-it-yourself belly mold to memorialize her pregnancy. Chauncy: Corey Holcomb.
10:00
2—CSI: Miami
"Big Brother." Horatio learns disturbing details about his brother Ray's 2000 murder when a woman shows up with Ray's illegitimate child and a husband who may be linked to the crime; a man ends up dead after soliciting a woman via the Internet. Yelina: Sofia Milos.
4—Britney Spears: In the Zone
Even when she hasn't had a new compact disc to promote, the pop-music superstar has remained the object of gossip—so the Britney watch is on the rise now that she does have a new release, "In the Zone." On the eve of its arrival in stores, this new special showcases the singer in renditions of her latest tunes at Gotham Hall in New York. Footage of Spears in her daily life is woven through the hour.
6—Average Joe
Melana cuts her six remaining fellows down to three, who are then joined by a trio of simply stunning competitors for her heart. Kathy Griffin hosts.
22—KREM 2 News at 10
(Charles Rowe, Nadine Woodward)
24—Cops
28—Fox 28 News at 10
(Linda Stratton)
34—Diagnosis: Murder
"The Pressure to Murder." Dr. Sloan (Dick Van Dyke) investigates the mystery surrounding the death of Amanda's cousin, a medical intern. Amanda: Victoria Rowell. Dr. Harding: Ronny Cox. Kyle: Michael Reilly Burke. Jesse: Charlie Schlatter.
10:30
22—Seinfeld
"The Bris." Godparenting is a chore for Jerry and Elaine; tragedy befalls George's car; Kramer decries a genetic experiment. Mohel: Charles Levin. Myra: Jeannie Elias. Stan: Tom Alan Robbins. Mrs. Sweedler: Debra Mooney.
24—Cops
28—Will & Grace
"The Young and the Tactless." Woody Harrelson plays a rude neighbor whose obnoxious behavior is really getting to Grace. Sylvia: Ellen Albertini Dow. Scott: Branden Williams. Zamir: Marshall Manesh. Grace: Debra Messing. Will: Eric McCormack.
LATE NIGHT
11:00
2—KREM 2 News at 11
(Randy Shaw, Nadine Woodward)
4—KXLY News 4 at 11
(Richard Brown, Robyn Nance)
6—Q6 Local News Eleven at 11
(Dan Kleckner, Stephanie Vigil)
7—Charlie Rose
Former president of the United States and Nobel Peace Prize winner Jimmy Carter presents his first novel, "The Hornet's Nest."
22—Blind Date
24—Shop at Home
28—Becker
"The Trouble with Harry." John (Ted Danson) has his hands full when a former patient dies and leaves him his ashes, and a current patient suffers a puzzling rapid heartbeat. Elsewhere, Reggie turns a blind eye to her handsome new boyfriend's glaring flaws. Janet: Denise Dowse. Mike: Kevin Stapleton. Margaret: Hattie Winston.
34—It's a Miracle
11:30
22—Elimidate
28—Just Shoot Me!
34—Paid Programming
11:35
2—Late Show with David Letterman
Actress Cate Blanchett ("The Missing"); Ryan Opray, the latest evictee from "Survivor: Pearl Island"; Stupid Pet Tricks.
4—Nightline
(Ted Koppel)
6—The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Singer Britney Spears; actor Jim Belushi ("According to Jim").
12 am
7—World War II Battle Force
22—5th Wheel
28—3rd Rock from the Sun
12:05
4—Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Guest co-host Jon Favreau; actor John Stamos ("The Reagans"); pro boxers Vitali and Wladimir Klitschko; Mini Kiss performs.
12:30
22—Street Smarts
28—Paid Programming
12:35
2—The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn
Actor Kiefer Sutherland ("24") singer/actress Eve; LeAnn Rimes performs.
6—Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Actors Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore and Lucy Liu ("Charlie's Angels"); Gillian Welch performs.
1:00
7—New York: A Documentary Film
"Order and Disorder: 1825-1865" (Part 2 of seven) recalls a period of tremendous growth (New York was "one gigantic construction zone," says writer John Steele Gordon) and ferment. Most of the new arrivals were Irish immigrants (100,000 by 1842—and that was before the potato famine), and the subsequent overcrowding led to the construction of Central Park (1857-58). But that didn't quell the ferment, which exploded in 1863 with the racially charged draft riots. "It was the largest incident of civil disorder in U.S. history," notes historian Mike Wallace. "It was the devil's own work," wrote Walt Whitman. (Repeat)
22—Ricki Lake
Using cutting-edge surveillance methods, two female private investigators answer questions of guests who suspect their partners of infidelity.
34—Worship
1:05
4—Maury
Young mothers want men to take paternity tests.
1:30
2—Paid Programming
1:35
6—Last Call with Carson Daly
Actor Ted Danson ("Becker"); actress Mischa Barton ("Octane"); Joe Firstman performs.
2:00
22—The Oprah Winfrey Show
Oprah shops for bargains; ambush makeovers with designer Isaac Mizrahi.
2:05
4—Paid Programming
6—Shop at Home
2:10
2—Up to the Minute
2:35
6—The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
3:00
7—Antiques Roadshow
22—Off the air.
3:05
4—World News Now
3:35
6—Late Night with Conan O'Brien
