Here's something that's NOT very strange at all... This is what's was on TCI's Piedmont, CA Cable System On The Day Of Piedmont Native Alex Hirsch's 12th Birthday (Ironically The Very Same Age As His "Gravity Falls" character Dipper Pines).
(2)KTVU-FOX Oakland, CA
5:30am News
6:00am News
7:00am Mornings On 2
9:00am In Person With Maureen O'Boyle
10:00am FOX After Breakfast
11:00am Jerry Springer
12:00pm News
12:30pm Murphy Brown
1:00pm Crook & Chase
2:00pm Bobby's World
2:30pm Bobby's World
3:00pm Adventures Of Batman & Robin
3:30pm Spider-Man
4:00pm Big Bad Beetleborgs
4:30pm Power Rangers Turbo
5:00pm Baywatch
6:00pm Home Improvement
6:30pm Married... With Children
7:00pm Seinfeld
7:30pm Mad About You
8:00pm World's Most Incredible Animal Rescues
9:00pm Pacific Palisades
10:00pm News
11:00pm Cheers
11:30pm M*A*S*H*
12:00am Coach
12:30am Empty Nest
1:00am In Person With Maureen O'Boyle
2:00am Jerry Springer
3:00am Movie: "The Perfect Weapon"
5:00am Business
(3)KNTV 11-ABC San Jose, CA
5:30am ABC World News This Morning
6:00am News
7:00am Good Morning America
9:00am Growing Pains
9:30am Night Court
10:00am Caryl & Marilyn: Real Friends
11:00am Port Charles
11:30am Inside Edition
12:00pm All My Children
1:00pm One Life To Live
2:00pm General Hospital
3:00pm Jenny Jones
4:00pm Montel Williams
5:00pm News
5:30pm ABC World News Tonight With Peter Jennings
6:00pm News
7:00pm Home Improvement
7:30pm Home Improvement
8:00pm Grace Under Fire
8:30pm Coach
9:00pm The Drew Carey Show
9:30pm Ellen
10:00pm Primetime Live
11:00pm News
11:35pm Nightline
12:05am Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
12:35am Paid Programming
1:05am Paid Programming
1:35am ABC World News Now
(4)KRON-NBC San Francisco, CA
5:30am News
7:00am The Today Show
9:00am Live! With Regis & Kathie Lee
10:00am Jenny Jones
11:00am Judge Judy
11:30am News
12:00pm Sunset Beach
1:00pm Another World
2:00pm Maury Povich
3:00pm Days Of Our Lives
4:00pm News
4:30pm Access Hollywood
5:00pm News
5:30pm NBC Nightly News With Tom Brokaw
6:00pm News
7:00pm Hard Copy
7:30pm Entertainment Tonight
8:00pm NewsRadio
8:30pm NewsRadio
9:00pm Wings
9:30pm Chicago Sons
10:00pm Law & Order
11:00pm News
11:35pm The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
12:35am Late Night With Conan O'Brien
1:35am Later
2:05am Jenny Jones
3:05am Leeza
4:05am NBC News Nightside
4:30am Bloomberg Business News
5:00am NBC News At Sunrise
(5)KPIX-CBS San Francisco, CA
5:30am News
6:00am News
8:00am This Morning
9:00am Gordon Elliott
10:00am The Price Is Right
11:00am The Young & The Restless
12:00pm News
12:30pm The Bold & The Beautiful
1:00pm As The World Turns
2:00pm Guiding Light
3:00pm Geraldo Rivera
4:00pm Inside Edition
4:30pm American Journal
5:00pm News
5:30pm CBS Evening News With Dan Rather
6:00pm News
6:30pm Extra
7:00pm The Nanny
7:30pm Pearl
8:00pm CBS Wednesday Movie: "Simon & Simon - In Trouble Again" (1995)
10:00pm News
11:00pm Late Show With David Letterman
12:00am The Late Late Show With Tom Snyder
1:00am News
2:00am Extra
2:30am Gordon Elliott
3:30am CBS News Up To The Minute
5:00am CBS Morning News
(6)KICU 36-IND San Jose, CA
6:00am Paid Programming
6:30am Paid Programming
7:00am The 700 Club
8:00am Paid Programming
8:30am Paid Programming
9:00am Paid Programming
9:30am Paid Programming
10:00am The Andy Griffith Show
10:30am Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
11:00am Happy Days
11:30am Happy Days
12:00pm Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman
1:00pm Movie: "Fun In Acapulco"
3:00pm Matlock
4:00pm Family Ties
4:30pm A Different World
5:00pm The Cosby Show
5:30pm Who's The Boss?
6:00pm Family Matters
6:30pm Family Matters
7:00pm The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
7:30pm The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
8:00pm Movie: "Spaced Invaders" (1990)
10:00pm Mama's Family
10:30pm Mama's Family
11:00pm Doogie Howser, M.D.
11:30pm Paid Programming
12:00am Paid Programming
12:30am Paid Programming
1:00am Paid Programming
1:30am Paid Programming
2:00am Hawaii 5-0
3:00am Wild, Wild West
4:00am Gunsmoke
5:00am News
5:30am Business
(7)KGO-ABC San Francisco, CA
5:30am News
6:00am News
7:00am Good Morning America
9:00am Ricki Lake
10:00am Caryl & Marilyn: Real Friends
11:00am Port Charles
11:30am News
12:00pm All My Children
1:00pm One Life To Live
2:00pm General Hospital
3:00pm The Rosie O'Donnell Show
4:00pm Oprah Winfrey
5:00pm News
5:30pm ABC World News Tonight With Peter Jennings
6:00pm News
7:00pm Jeopardy!
7:30pm Wheel Of Fortune
8:00pm Grace Under Fire
8:30pm Coach
9:00pm The Drew Carey Show
9:30pm Ellen
10:00pm Primetime Live
11:00pm News
11:35pm Nightline
12:05am Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
12:35am News
1:05am Sally Jessy Raphael
2:05am ABC World News Now
5:00am ABC World News This Morning
(9)KQED-PBS San Francisco, CA
5:00am Instructional Programming
6:00am Sit & Be Fit
6:30am Mister Rogers' Neighborhood
7:00am Barney & Friends
7:30am The Puzzle Place
8:00am The Big Comfy Couch
8:30am Sesame Street
9:30am Barney & Friends
10:00am Reading Rainbow
10:30am The Magic School Bus
11:00am Instructional Programming
12:00pm Charlie Rose
1:00pm Eyewitness
1:30pm Great Chefs
2:00pm Are You Being Served?
2:30pm Wild
3:00pm The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer
4:00pm Sesame Street
5:00pm Arthur
5:30pm Kratts' Creatures
6:00pm The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer
7:00pm Nightly Business Report
7:30pm Are You Being Served?
8:00pm Moviemakers
9:00pm American Visions
11:00pm Signature
12:00am Charlie Rose
1:00am God-Our Side
2:00am Sign-Off
(12)KBHK 44-UPN San Francisco, CA
5:30am Crefflo A. Dollar
6:00am Kenneth Copeland
6:30am Woody Woodpecker
7:00am Mega Man
7:30am VOR-Tech
8:00am Darkwing Duck
8:30am Gadget Boy
9:00am Dear John
9:30am The Brady Bunch
10:00am The Odd Couple
10:30am News
11:00am Everyday Living
12:00pm Growing Pains
12:30pm Strange Universe
1:00pm Montel Williams
2:00pm Bananas In Pajamas
2:30pm Sailor Moon
3:00pm The Mask
3:30pm Gargoyles
4:00pm Aladdin
4:30pm Quack Pack
5:00pm Full House
5:30pm Step By Step
6:00pm The Simpsons
6:30pm The Simpsons
7:00pm Star Trek: Deep Space 9
8:00pm The Sentinal
9:00pm Star Trek: Voyager
10:00pm Strange Universe
10:30pm Roseanne
11:00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation
12:00am Montel Williams
1:00am Paid Programming
1:30am Harry-O
2:30am Hollywood Connection
3:30am Wellness
4:00am Sign-Off
(13)KOFY 20-WB San Francisco, CA
6:00am Jonny Quest
6:30am The Flintstones
7:00am Masked Rider
7:30am Samurai Pizza Cats
8:00am Tom & Jerry
8:30am Dinosaurs
9:00am Blossom
9:30am The Newlywed Game
10:00am The Dating Game
10:30am Bzzz!
11:00am Rolonda
12:00pm Perry Mason
1:00pm Real Stories Of The Highway Patrol
1:30pm LAPD: Life On The Beat
2:00pm Leave It To Beaver
2:30pm I Love Lucy
3:00pm Bruno The Kid
3:30pm Cartoon Classics
4:00pm Bugs & Daffy
4:30pm Animaniacs
5:00pm Beverly Hills 90210
6:00pm America's Funniest Home Videos
6:30pm Real TV
7:00pm Martin
7:30pm Hangin' With Mr. Cooper
8:00pm Sister, Sister
8:30pm The Parent 'Hood
9:00pm The Jamie Foxx Show
9:30pm The Wayans Bros.
10:00pm Real TV
10:30pm Cops
11:00pm LAPD: Life On The Beat
11:30pm Real Stories Of The Highway Patrol
12:00am Alfred Hitchcock Presents
12:30am WKRP In Cincinnati
1:00am Black-Talent
2:00am Nightowl Theatre
3:00am Nightowl Theatre
4:00am Nightowl Theatre
5:00am Leave It To Beaver
5:30am The Bullwinkle Show
(15)KTEH 54-PBS San Jose, CA
6:00am Business
6:30am Crossroads
7:00am The Puzzle Place
7:30am Mister Rogers' Neighborhood
8:00am Sesame Street
9:00am The Big Comfy Couch
9:30am The Reppies
10:00am Kratts' Creatures
10:30am ArtWorkshop
11:00am Studio
11:30am Alexander
12:00pm National Geographic
1:00pm Reading Rainbow
1:30pm Bill Nye The Science Guy
2:00pm The Magic School Bus
2:30pm Storytime
3:00pm Barney & Friends
3:30pm Arthur
4:00pm Wishbone
4:30pm Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego?
5:00pm News
5:30pm Nightly Business Report
6:00pm ITN World News
6:30pm Yes, Minister
7:00pm Are You Being Served?
7:30pm EastEnders
8:00pm Petpourri
8:30am Great American Deserts
9:00pm This Old House
9:30pm Hometime
10:00pm American Woodshop
10:30pm Know Your Fire
11:00pm The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer
12:00am Survival
1:00am Sign-Off
(17)KCSM 60-PBS San Mateo, CA
6:00am Campbell On Joyce
7:00am Stretch & Flex
8:00am Pacific Century
9:00am Chi
9:30am Chi
10:00am Parenting
10:30am Health
11:00am Sit & Be Fit
11:30am On Aerobics
12:00pm On Aerobics
12:30pm Savor
1:00pm Savor
1:30pm Savor
2:00pm Studio
2:30pm Studio
3:00pm Deal-Diversity
4:00pm Travels
4:30pm Travels
5:00pm Hotels
5:30pm Journal
6:00pm Higher Education
6:30pm This Old House
7:00pm The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer
8:00pm Women Of Vision
9:00pm American Visions
11:00pm American Independents
12:00am Rock & Roll
1:00am Human Geo
1:30am Human Geo
2:00am Americans
2:30am Place
3:00am Business
3:30am Business
4:00am Renaissance
4:30am Family
5:00am Crossroads
5:30am Tradition
(2)KTVU-FOX Oakland, CA
5:30am News
6:00am News
7:00am Mornings On 2
9:00am In Person With Maureen O'Boyle
10:00am FOX After Breakfast
11:00am Jerry Springer
12:00pm News
12:30pm Murphy Brown
1:00pm Crook & Chase
2:00pm Bobby's World
2:30pm Bobby's World
3:00pm Adventures Of Batman & Robin
3:30pm Spider-Man
4:00pm Big Bad Beetleborgs
4:30pm Power Rangers Turbo
5:00pm Baywatch
6:00pm Home Improvement
6:30pm Married... With Children
7:00pm Seinfeld
7:30pm Mad About You
8:00pm World's Most Incredible Animal Rescues
9:00pm Pacific Palisades
10:00pm News
11:00pm Cheers
11:30pm M*A*S*H*
12:00am Coach
12:30am Empty Nest
1:00am In Person With Maureen O'Boyle
2:00am Jerry Springer
3:00am Movie: "The Perfect Weapon"
5:00am Business
(3)KNTV 11-ABC San Jose, CA
5:30am ABC World News This Morning
6:00am News
7:00am Good Morning America
9:00am Growing Pains
9:30am Night Court
10:00am Caryl & Marilyn: Real Friends
11:00am Port Charles
11:30am Inside Edition
12:00pm All My Children
1:00pm One Life To Live
2:00pm General Hospital
3:00pm Jenny Jones
4:00pm Montel Williams
5:00pm News
5:30pm ABC World News Tonight With Peter Jennings
6:00pm News
7:00pm Home Improvement
7:30pm Home Improvement
8:00pm Grace Under Fire
8:30pm Coach
9:00pm The Drew Carey Show
9:30pm Ellen
10:00pm Primetime Live
11:00pm News
11:35pm Nightline
12:05am Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
12:35am Paid Programming
1:05am Paid Programming
1:35am ABC World News Now
(4)KRON-NBC San Francisco, CA
5:30am News
7:00am The Today Show
9:00am Live! With Regis & Kathie Lee
10:00am Jenny Jones
11:00am Judge Judy
11:30am News
12:00pm Sunset Beach
1:00pm Another World
2:00pm Maury Povich
3:00pm Days Of Our Lives
4:00pm News
4:30pm Access Hollywood
5:00pm News
5:30pm NBC Nightly News With Tom Brokaw
6:00pm News
7:00pm Hard Copy
7:30pm Entertainment Tonight
8:00pm NewsRadio
8:30pm NewsRadio
9:00pm Wings
9:30pm Chicago Sons
10:00pm Law & Order
11:00pm News
11:35pm The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
12:35am Late Night With Conan O'Brien
1:35am Later
2:05am Jenny Jones
3:05am Leeza
4:05am NBC News Nightside
4:30am Bloomberg Business News
5:00am NBC News At Sunrise
(5)KPIX-CBS San Francisco, CA
5:30am News
6:00am News
8:00am This Morning
9:00am Gordon Elliott
10:00am The Price Is Right
11:00am The Young & The Restless
12:00pm News
12:30pm The Bold & The Beautiful
1:00pm As The World Turns
2:00pm Guiding Light
3:00pm Geraldo Rivera
4:00pm Inside Edition
4:30pm American Journal
5:00pm News
5:30pm CBS Evening News With Dan Rather
6:00pm News
6:30pm Extra
7:00pm The Nanny
7:30pm Pearl
8:00pm CBS Wednesday Movie: "Simon & Simon - In Trouble Again" (1995)
10:00pm News
11:00pm Late Show With David Letterman
12:00am The Late Late Show With Tom Snyder
1:00am News
2:00am Extra
2:30am Gordon Elliott
3:30am CBS News Up To The Minute
5:00am CBS Morning News
(6)KICU 36-IND San Jose, CA
6:00am Paid Programming
6:30am Paid Programming
7:00am The 700 Club
8:00am Paid Programming
8:30am Paid Programming
9:00am Paid Programming
9:30am Paid Programming
10:00am The Andy Griffith Show
10:30am Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
11:00am Happy Days
11:30am Happy Days
12:00pm Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman
1:00pm Movie: "Fun In Acapulco"
3:00pm Matlock
4:00pm Family Ties
4:30pm A Different World
5:00pm The Cosby Show
5:30pm Who's The Boss?
6:00pm Family Matters
6:30pm Family Matters
7:00pm The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
7:30pm The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
8:00pm Movie: "Spaced Invaders" (1990)
10:00pm Mama's Family
10:30pm Mama's Family
11:00pm Doogie Howser, M.D.
11:30pm Paid Programming
12:00am Paid Programming
12:30am Paid Programming
1:00am Paid Programming
1:30am Paid Programming
2:00am Hawaii 5-0
3:00am Wild, Wild West
4:00am Gunsmoke
5:00am News
5:30am Business
(7)KGO-ABC San Francisco, CA
5:30am News
6:00am News
7:00am Good Morning America
9:00am Ricki Lake
10:00am Caryl & Marilyn: Real Friends
11:00am Port Charles
11:30am News
12:00pm All My Children
1:00pm One Life To Live
2:00pm General Hospital
3:00pm The Rosie O'Donnell Show
4:00pm Oprah Winfrey
5:00pm News
5:30pm ABC World News Tonight With Peter Jennings
6:00pm News
7:00pm Jeopardy!
7:30pm Wheel Of Fortune
8:00pm Grace Under Fire
8:30pm Coach
9:00pm The Drew Carey Show
9:30pm Ellen
10:00pm Primetime Live
11:00pm News
11:35pm Nightline
12:05am Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
12:35am News
1:05am Sally Jessy Raphael
2:05am ABC World News Now
5:00am ABC World News This Morning
(9)KQED-PBS San Francisco, CA
5:00am Instructional Programming
6:00am Sit & Be Fit
6:30am Mister Rogers' Neighborhood
7:00am Barney & Friends
7:30am The Puzzle Place
8:00am The Big Comfy Couch
8:30am Sesame Street
9:30am Barney & Friends
10:00am Reading Rainbow
10:30am The Magic School Bus
11:00am Instructional Programming
12:00pm Charlie Rose
1:00pm Eyewitness
1:30pm Great Chefs
2:00pm Are You Being Served?
2:30pm Wild
3:00pm The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer
4:00pm Sesame Street
5:00pm Arthur
5:30pm Kratts' Creatures
6:00pm The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer
7:00pm Nightly Business Report
7:30pm Are You Being Served?
8:00pm Moviemakers
9:00pm American Visions
11:00pm Signature
12:00am Charlie Rose
1:00am God-Our Side
2:00am Sign-Off
(12)KBHK 44-UPN San Francisco, CA
5:30am Crefflo A. Dollar
6:00am Kenneth Copeland
6:30am Woody Woodpecker
7:00am Mega Man
7:30am VOR-Tech
8:00am Darkwing Duck
8:30am Gadget Boy
9:00am Dear John
9:30am The Brady Bunch
10:00am The Odd Couple
10:30am News
11:00am Everyday Living
12:00pm Growing Pains
12:30pm Strange Universe
1:00pm Montel Williams
2:00pm Bananas In Pajamas
2:30pm Sailor Moon
3:00pm The Mask
3:30pm Gargoyles
4:00pm Aladdin
4:30pm Quack Pack
5:00pm Full House
5:30pm Step By Step
6:00pm The Simpsons
6:30pm The Simpsons
7:00pm Star Trek: Deep Space 9
8:00pm The Sentinal
9:00pm Star Trek: Voyager
10:00pm Strange Universe
10:30pm Roseanne
11:00pm Star Trek: The Next Generation
12:00am Montel Williams
1:00am Paid Programming
1:30am Harry-O
2:30am Hollywood Connection
3:30am Wellness
4:00am Sign-Off
(13)KOFY 20-WB San Francisco, CA
6:00am Jonny Quest
6:30am The Flintstones
7:00am Masked Rider
7:30am Samurai Pizza Cats
8:00am Tom & Jerry
8:30am Dinosaurs
9:00am Blossom
9:30am The Newlywed Game
10:00am The Dating Game
10:30am Bzzz!
11:00am Rolonda
12:00pm Perry Mason
1:00pm Real Stories Of The Highway Patrol
1:30pm LAPD: Life On The Beat
2:00pm Leave It To Beaver
2:30pm I Love Lucy
3:00pm Bruno The Kid
3:30pm Cartoon Classics
4:00pm Bugs & Daffy
4:30pm Animaniacs
5:00pm Beverly Hills 90210
6:00pm America's Funniest Home Videos
6:30pm Real TV
7:00pm Martin
7:30pm Hangin' With Mr. Cooper
8:00pm Sister, Sister
8:30pm The Parent 'Hood
9:00pm The Jamie Foxx Show
9:30pm The Wayans Bros.
10:00pm Real TV
10:30pm Cops
11:00pm LAPD: Life On The Beat
11:30pm Real Stories Of The Highway Patrol
12:00am Alfred Hitchcock Presents
12:30am WKRP In Cincinnati
1:00am Black-Talent
2:00am Nightowl Theatre
3:00am Nightowl Theatre
4:00am Nightowl Theatre
5:00am Leave It To Beaver
5:30am The Bullwinkle Show
(15)KTEH 54-PBS San Jose, CA
6:00am Business
6:30am Crossroads
7:00am The Puzzle Place
7:30am Mister Rogers' Neighborhood
8:00am Sesame Street
9:00am The Big Comfy Couch
9:30am The Reppies
10:00am Kratts' Creatures
10:30am ArtWorkshop
11:00am Studio
11:30am Alexander
12:00pm National Geographic
1:00pm Reading Rainbow
1:30pm Bill Nye The Science Guy
2:00pm The Magic School Bus
2:30pm Storytime
3:00pm Barney & Friends
3:30pm Arthur
4:00pm Wishbone
4:30pm Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego?
5:00pm News
5:30pm Nightly Business Report
6:00pm ITN World News
6:30pm Yes, Minister
7:00pm Are You Being Served?
7:30pm EastEnders
8:00pm Petpourri
8:30am Great American Deserts
9:00pm This Old House
9:30pm Hometime
10:00pm American Woodshop
10:30pm Know Your Fire
11:00pm The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer
12:00am Survival
1:00am Sign-Off
(17)KCSM 60-PBS San Mateo, CA
6:00am Campbell On Joyce
7:00am Stretch & Flex
8:00am Pacific Century
9:00am Chi
9:30am Chi
10:00am Parenting
10:30am Health
11:00am Sit & Be Fit
11:30am On Aerobics
12:00pm On Aerobics
12:30pm Savor
1:00pm Savor
1:30pm Savor
2:00pm Studio
2:30pm Studio
3:00pm Deal-Diversity
4:00pm Travels
4:30pm Travels
5:00pm Hotels
5:30pm Journal
6:00pm Higher Education
6:30pm This Old House
7:00pm The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer
8:00pm Women Of Vision
9:00pm American Visions
11:00pm American Independents
12:00am Rock & Roll
1:00am Human Geo
1:30am Human Geo
2:00am Americans
2:30am Place
3:00am Business
3:30am Business
4:00am Renaissance
4:30am Family
5:00am Crossroads
5:30am Tradition