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firstimelongtime
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So I'm watching Imus this morning (yeah, I was the one) and i started paying attention to the news crawl at the bottom of the screen. Some examples:
White House: President Bush meets with President of Poland to discuss missiles, Honest.
Exxon Mobil, pulling down 120 million dollars per day. Asked what company will do with shameless amounts of money, CEO says "light more cigars".
Psychologists say commonly held phobia of serpents may be completely natural. New research suggests humans may have evolved a natural revulsion to snakes. May have implications for Clinton presidential campaign.
As voters in Mississippi make their presidential choices today, historians continue search for identifiable evidence of Clinton's "35 year experience". So far say there appears to be better empirical proof of "alien abduction theory" than "meaningful Clinton knowledge".
Democrats weigh nutty "mail-in ballot" solution for Florida & Michigan primary mess. Maybe statewide, web based bingo game party officials say... possibly eight ball tournament.
White House: President Bush meets with President of Poland to discuss missiles, Honest.
Exxon Mobil, pulling down 120 million dollars per day. Asked what company will do with shameless amounts of money, CEO says "light more cigars".
Psychologists say commonly held phobia of serpents may be completely natural. New research suggests humans may have evolved a natural revulsion to snakes. May have implications for Clinton presidential campaign.
As voters in Mississippi make their presidential choices today, historians continue search for identifiable evidence of Clinton's "35 year experience". So far say there appears to be better empirical proof of "alien abduction theory" than "meaningful Clinton knowledge".
Democrats weigh nutty "mail-in ballot" solution for Florida & Michigan primary mess. Maybe statewide, web based bingo game party officials say... possibly eight ball tournament.
