WKRP first episode
Andy, to station owner Mrs Carlson: Well, I liked the sounds this morning.
Mrs Carlson: Young man this radio station is a business. It is not here for your personal listening pleasure!
Andy: Ma'am, I know it's a business. That's why this station has no choice but to change its format.
Les: But there are already a lot of rock and roll stations in Cincinnati!
Andy: Well, why do you think that is, Les?
Les: Well, I think it's a plot of some sort.
Andy: No, Mrs Carlson, rock and roll is where the money is.
Mrs Carlson: How much money?
Andy: Well, I think we can break even the first year, second year--
Mrs Carlson: Second year? I'm talking about now.
Andy: Second year, we maybe clear $800,000 after taxes. These things take time.
Mrs Carlson: Too little and too late!
Arthur Carlson: Too little? Mama that's profits, not losses.
Mrs Carlson: I can sell this station right now for five times that. I want a faster turnaround!
Andy: Ma'am? Well, I personally cannot work that way. I guess I _am_ fired.