Russ Martin crutch phrases

[Accuracy]

Please feel free to add, but here is a start:

"Clo, do we need to break here?" "Who's on the hotline?" "Gavin in his office?" "Do we need to break before Leykis?"
"I'm not going." (this applies to any event Russ will be attending but says he will not attend).
"Gavin got my contract?" "Dan, did you start news?"

Also, anyone else notice he no longer does his monthly ratings report since he started dropping last year? And how can Gavin run a liner saying "Number one in every category...the Russ Martin Show." That hasn't been true in a long time, if ever.

 

[Robert Bass]

They might as well redub it as "The Crutch Martin Show". Maybe he should move on to something else...

R

 

[gagorder]

Perhaps "Rust Martin"

He maybe in need of the services of "operation Kindness " in a year.

 

[Slambang]

Dont forget the "racially edited" comments of fellow sycophant J.D. Ryan either, which will probably get blocked by the filters on this board...

 

[theshadow]

"Dan, did you start news?"

Accuracy is right.

This last one just dumbfounds me.

Um...., (speaking to Russ), dude ...it's YOUR show
and YOUR hand picked crew, but yet you make it
sound (to the listener) like you have no clue if your news
guy is (on the air) doing, or has started, the news. Jesus
man, do you even listen to your show?

Is he so burned out that he does not even know what's going
out over the air?

 

[gagorder]

Russ is good at doing what he doesnt know what to do.
A few other catch phases" ummph" "Hmmph","swallow" "cough"
Nothing like cutting edge programming and this is nothing like it.

 

[VERITAS DE VOCE]

Accuracy, nice find. Those reports have "mysteriously" disappeared from Russ' highlight reel, haven't they? You know, DE is great for stats, but I don't need him for Russ. KLLI should figure it out. Russ blows. The funny thing, if it wasn't for the blowing going on, they would be sucked right off the air.

Talk about a fine Catch 22.