Wow! All I gotta say is....this was BAD. January Jones bad. Bad bad bad.
The first show of the year (and the new decade but that's another thread altogether
) and it was horrible.
Charles Barkley was the host of tonight's show that started about 40 minutes late due to NBC football and late local news. Who, in their right minds, thought Charles could speak and act any better than he does in real life which is not very well.
Here are the few highlights:
-One joke in Charles's monologue when he mentioned the show starting late but that was ok because he won 20 grand on the game
-Thomas Peepers Insurance ad parody
-Both of musical guest Alicia Keys' performances. That woman is GORGEOUS.
Even Weekend Update was sub-par with the only semi-good moment being Andy Samberg impersonating Nicholas Cage.
I was hoping for somegthing (anything) related to the Jay Leno/Conan O'Brien/NBC issues but all we got was a lame joke from Seth on Update.
The rest of the sketches, none of which were good:
-CNN/Situation Room: this was the opening sketch with a brief appearance from former castmember Chris Parnell as Wolf Blitzer
-Real Quotes game show
-All of the MacGruber sketches: MacGruber returns (for the first time this season, I'm pretty sure) and the theme is that MacGruber is racist. As usual, the sketch is beaten to death with three of them airing and one lamer than the other
-Ski Retreat/Shanna: Kristin plays the hot employee oogled by all the men including the boss played by Barkley. The sketch might have been ok if Barkley didn't stumble over most of his lines. Good lord.
-Inside the NBA on TNT
-Weekend Update
-Haney Project/Golf Channel
- SNL Digital Short
-Scared Straight: This sketch tends to run nearly every week with each week's guest in it but with little to do. Barkley was a waste.
-Barkley's Bank: the show ran short on time and the sketch was never finished. As the commercial slide came up and the music played, you could still hear Barkley continuing the sketch even though his microphone was turned off. West coasters will probably see a finished sketch from dress rehearsal. Maybe. If you're lucky. Or unlucky.
This show was heavy on poor timing and line fumbling and awkwardness on Barkley's part. It was just bad. Charles, you can join January Jones on the SNL Host Hall of Shame.
Mountain and Pacific Time Zones, don't waste your time.
Next week, we have host Sigourney Weaver with musical guest The Ting Tings.
The first show of the year (and the new decade but that's another thread altogether
Charles Barkley was the host of tonight's show that started about 40 minutes late due to NBC football and late local news. Who, in their right minds, thought Charles could speak and act any better than he does in real life which is not very well.
Here are the few highlights:
-One joke in Charles's monologue when he mentioned the show starting late but that was ok because he won 20 grand on the game
-Thomas Peepers Insurance ad parody
-Both of musical guest Alicia Keys' performances. That woman is GORGEOUS.
Even Weekend Update was sub-par with the only semi-good moment being Andy Samberg impersonating Nicholas Cage.
I was hoping for somegthing (anything) related to the Jay Leno/Conan O'Brien/NBC issues but all we got was a lame joke from Seth on Update.
The rest of the sketches, none of which were good:
-CNN/Situation Room: this was the opening sketch with a brief appearance from former castmember Chris Parnell as Wolf Blitzer
-Real Quotes game show
-All of the MacGruber sketches: MacGruber returns (for the first time this season, I'm pretty sure) and the theme is that MacGruber is racist. As usual, the sketch is beaten to death with three of them airing and one lamer than the other
-Ski Retreat/Shanna: Kristin plays the hot employee oogled by all the men including the boss played by Barkley. The sketch might have been ok if Barkley didn't stumble over most of his lines. Good lord.
-Inside the NBA on TNT
-Weekend Update
-Haney Project/Golf Channel
- SNL Digital Short
-Scared Straight: This sketch tends to run nearly every week with each week's guest in it but with little to do. Barkley was a waste.
-Barkley's Bank: the show ran short on time and the sketch was never finished. As the commercial slide came up and the music played, you could still hear Barkley continuing the sketch even though his microphone was turned off. West coasters will probably see a finished sketch from dress rehearsal. Maybe. If you're lucky. Or unlucky.
This show was heavy on poor timing and line fumbling and awkwardness on Barkley's part. It was just bad. Charles, you can join January Jones on the SNL Host Hall of Shame.
Mountain and Pacific Time Zones, don't waste your time.
Next week, we have host Sigourney Weaver with musical guest The Ting Tings.