CLOSE THE CAN
> drop a son in between counties or between closings and delays
Drop a son? That could be interesting radio.
"More closings in a moment but first, we're up here on the roof with John Doaks and his eight year old son, Tommy. John, why do you want us to drop your son into the snow bank down there? ..."
Great bit.
But seriously,
Music stations often don't do school closing on-air. Maybe online or maybe via an automated (and sponsored) special phone line. Otherwise, they leave them to the AM news and news-talk stations. And when it snows, the rest of the world stops while these stations read long, long lists in morning drive. Since the audience for these stations skews old, you have a lot of regular and core listeners who do not have school-age kids. Essentially, they drive away a lot of people who tune to those stations for regular programming. And they do this to accommodate people who normally listen to something else (and will go back to something else the next day). This does not make sense.
> every time it snows we get innundated with calls
> wanting to know if there are any closings or delays
I've taken a lot of those calls. Generally they are not from listeners (core or occasional). However, what this says to me is people don't want to sit still and listen to us read a long list of closings when there is only one closing (or two to three at most) they care about. We need to get each listener the information he wants when he wants it (which is RIGHT NOW). Websites and special automated phone lines can do that; not reading lists on the radio.
And these !@#$ lists keep getting longer. First it was public schools and parochial schools. Then the pre-schools and day-care centers (often some woman baby-sitting three or four kids in her home), senior centers, Y's and then small business want to get in on the act. And they keep making the message more complicated (K-2 report two hours late; 3-4 report one hour late. No bus service. Staff report on time. After-school programs cancelled. ....). Announcements get longer, so the list gets longer (or the time to read the list gets longer).
Radio is a mass medium. It is not suited for personal announcements, each relevant to a small number of people.
> goof with
> callers by trying to get them to guess their schools
> password so that they can close their school.
Talk about waving a red flag. Some kid hears that and that's what he'll do. One place I worked had only one password for everybody. Guess what....?
Yes, we need to get this information to people but there has to be a better way than the 50 year old practice of reading lists on the air.