Girl, it's been a long time that we've been apart
Much too long for a man who forgets
What time the early bird starts
Babe, it wasn't easy to leave you alone
But won't someone answer that damn phone!
I put Brylcreem on all of my gray
There's no one like you
I can't wait for the nights with you
I forgot all the things we'll do
I just wanna be loved by....hey what was I talking about again?
No one like you
I can't wait for the nights with you
I remember the things we could do
I just wanna be loved by....hey what was I talking about again?
Girl, I think I used to be strong and buff
Words describe all my longed for love
I don't want my kids to have to pay
Ooh, babe, my investments are all coming due
And I got a reverse mortgage too
For the time when I am gone away
There's no one like you
Though I forget the nights with you
Can't recall the times we stayed up late
I just wanna be loved by you
No one like you
Though my time with you have slipped my mind
Got sciatica and I'm going blind
I think about you all the time
No one like you
GAWD, THAT WOULD RAWK!
All the young dudes would be copying that action to pick up chicks!
Long live Rock and Roll, Grandpa! 8)