Hmm, maybe break the bank and pick up a couple of .55 Citadel stocks while you're at it. They should market a candy bar themselves: "Farid's Folly", second rate chocolate imported from Bangladesh with an imitation coconut filling.
He couldn't screw up a candy bar worse than he's screwed up Citadel, that's for sure.
Although, its not like his mentor Mel is doing much better, truth be told.