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Soliciting help: "Married Jokes" from Rowan & Martin's Laugh-in

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I wonder if anyone can either extend this thread, OR, can link me to a website filled with those corny "married jokes" used on Rowan & Martin's Laugh-in (If so-and-so married so-and-so, she'd be so-and-so).

The only one I remember from TV wasn't even on Laugh-in, but on the game show Letters to Laugh-in. "If Jo Anne Worley married Admiral Byrd, she'd be Jo Anne Worley-Byrd."

You know these.....any others?

cd
 
If Tuesday Weld married Hal March II, she would be Tuesday March the second...

If Queen Elizabeth married Steve McQueen, she would be Queen McQueen..

And a similar one not on Laugh In
If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader she would be Ella Vader..

All I can remember now.
 
Ah yes! The Ella Vader....I heard that one on the Gong Show! Prolly the best one of all.

cd
 
Around that time, WOWO in Fort Wayne had a contest revolving around that type of joke; The only one I can actually remember is "If Gwen Verdon married Edmund Gwenn, She'd be Gwen Gwenn!"

Also, what about the Faith Ford character in "Murphy Brown"...Corky Sherwood-Forrest"?
 
Corky Marlowe said:
Around that time, WOWO in Fort Wayne had a contest revolving around that type of joke; The only one I can actually remember is "If Gwen Verdon married Edmund Gwenn, She'd be Gwen Gwenn!"
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Which sounds like the way Elmer Fudd would pronounce the name of a rather famous sound man whose company was seen on the credits of many a TV show from the 1950's on (later in combination with Todd-AO). ;) :D But I digress.
 
If Britney Spears married Gene Pitney, she'd be "Britney Pitney."
Or...If Oprah Winfrey married Deepak Chopra, she'd be "Oprah Chopra."
 
Not from Laugh-In, but heard on radio back in the 90s:

If Bonnie Tyler married Eddie Rabbit, she'd be Bonnie Rabbit.

I know a man named Marshall Crawford...he was dating Joan.....forget her last name, bit they got married, and now she's
Joan Crawford!
 
If local Phoenix news reporter Yetta Gibson had married Philadelphia mayor Michael Nutter, she would be Yetta Nutter.
 
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