Someone please translate:

[Wabbit_Season]

From allaccess, a job-op ad for WNOK:

"Polished and compelling personality to do middays on heritage CHR WNOK. You will need at least 1 year of full-time CHR experience. I don't need someone to do a "show." I need someone who will be an advocate for the listener. No egos."

I read this as "liner card reader". Anyone see it differently?

 

[bugz]

Ironic. Because a true advocate for the listener would demand more than one year's experience.

 

[DudeFan]

Liner reader. Does only what the PD says. Only talks for the 7 seconds that San Antonio permits.

1 year experience?? Middays in Columbia used to ask for and get 5+ years experience.

 

[TheStoker]

Hey guys, it's Clear Channel--:> What do you expect? They'll do what they love to do,
give it an intern!

 

[Radio-X]

My literal translation from a native speaker of radioese...

Polished and compelling personality...

canyoublurtouta30secondpromoin15seconds?


...to do middays on heritage CHR WNOK.

...On yet another tired heritage CHR


You will need at least 1 year of full-time CHR experience.

College-radio-types should apply! We'll pay you the same amount!


I don't need someone to do a "show."

I don't need a live voice, just a part-time VT'd LINER CARD READER


I need someone who will be an advocate for the listener.

I need someone to do an on-air shift, fetch my coffee and lunch, make daily runs to the liquor store, do my programming, do show prep for the afternoon guy, and VOICETRACK on our sister station!


No egos.

Yes...we reached the Kyoto Protocol of ego emissions last year. We've cut all the extraneous ego-producing staff, but the numbers just seem to increase yearly...

I read this as "liner card reader". Anyone see it differently?

...but wait! There's more!

Radio-X