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sammijar
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I just had the misfortune of hearing YSP's Spike Eskin talk about how fat Brewers' first-baseman Prince Fielder is. Just awful, but nothing new for Burger King Jr., who has said all of the following about the city's own sports figures ...
1. "Pat Burrell is terrible. I don't know why the fans like him now." Pat Burrell was an integral part of the Phils' World Series season and final victory over the Rays to win the Series.
2. "Donovan McNabb is my favorite player." That loser was just traded to an inter-division rival, because that's just how little impact we think he'll have.
3. "Jamie Moyer is Old." Eskin Jr. actually started a website to that effect, and Mr. Moyer just became the oldest pitcher in history to throw a complete-game shutout.
Three strikes and you're out, lil' eskin!
1. "Pat Burrell is terrible. I don't know why the fans like him now." Pat Burrell was an integral part of the Phils' World Series season and final victory over the Rays to win the Series.
2. "Donovan McNabb is my favorite player." That loser was just traded to an inter-division rival, because that's just how little impact we think he'll have.
3. "Jamie Moyer is Old." Eskin Jr. actually started a website to that effect, and Mr. Moyer just became the oldest pitcher in history to throw a complete-game shutout.
Three strikes and you're out, lil' eskin!