I just went on the site. It looks really professional. If you click on “Fun Stuff” it opens a page on ways to get out of a contract. Here are the top ten:
1. Call a female basketball team “nappy headed ‘hos.”
2. Have a porn star read dirty words over the air during commercials.
3. Be an obnoxious, steroid addled, idiot who no one wants to work with.
4. Pretend to have a blood-clot and “retire.”
5. Get busted for pot possession on a suspended drivers license.
6. Work for a sports station and get divorced.
7. Program the station for 13 years with amazing success and then have management hand cuff you coz they think you don’t know what you are doing.
8. Selling t-shirts at station events and keeping the money
9. Getting busted for cocaine possession at a station event and serving time.
10. Tying up the babysitter and sexually assaulitn her with your wife.
(if you need proof or names...email me.)
I did it!!! That was my 1000th post! Yooooo-Hooooo!!!! I did it!!! That was my 1000th post! Yooooo-Hooooo!!!!
I have so many people to thank. First and foremost my employers over the past four years who without their knowledge I have spent too much time on this board.
Next, all my supporters in my campaign to become PD of 929 Radio Atlanta. It’s gonna happen.
I would be nowhere without my detractors. You people made it easy for me to point out your inherent flaws and make you see the light.
To Mara Davis, I think ½ my posts are about you. Love ya!
The folks on the “Sweet Home” Chicago Board. I would be nowhere without you.
It is an honor to finally join Roddy, Rodney and RTibbs. Can’t wait to learn the secret handshake.
(music swelling)…oh wait, they are playing me off. CurtisinPA, come back dude we miss you and finally…How will this affect Q100?