Stosh, ya doing traffic reports now?
"Stay away from da throooway, as if ya didn't know that already. Why am i telling you guys this when ya already know it?! Anyway, I wouldn't bother but my boss says to tell you to stay away from Emmaus Avenue because of an accident. Why would you be on Emmaus Avenue anyway? But that's the likes of a Bill Sheridan for ya. I never liked the guy, even when he was just a young jock in Allentown in the early 80s. Listen up, people, ya wanna get home, then get home! COME ON! That's Valley traffic. You heard it right here, from Stosh..."