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The 3 Little Pigs

Once upon a time there were three little pigs.

WIST built his house out of straw. WBRF built his house out of sticks. And the really prudent WTQR built his house out of bricks ...
 
Oh ya I got it.

And along came WPAW and he huffed and puffed and blew down the Wist house made of straw. Then he huffed and puffed and blew down the WBRF house nade of sticks. But as hard as he tried he couldn't blow down the WTQR house made of brick. ;)
 
Huh?????? WBRF and WIST's houses are still standing.....but about half of WTQR's has been blown away. And the moral to this story is?
 
Once Upon a Time there were "Morons" who ran or attempted to run radio stations in the Triad..They Huffed and they puffed and they built towers, and billboards, gave away money, cars, boats, I guess the only thing they didn't do was have "The Last Contest" like we had in Jax...They've changed formats, hired and fired, but it's still the same old bland radio it was...The only difference is, it keeps on losing more and more personality. Not that it had much to start with! It's the first time in about 20 years, I have rode from the Triad all the way to Mytle Beach and no even turned on any broadcast radio stations...That's My friends is a "sad state of affairs"...BIG APE!
 
The big bad wulf tried to eat goldilocks....but all he did was to gnaw on her a little...then the wulf cried wulf....so everyone went outside to smoke to calm their nerves.....then they realized that the door locked them out, and the great minds couldn't stare at the big piles of numbers and research anymore to steer the ship, which was a good thing, and then everyone decided there is life after radio, and quit so they could eat.

the moral of this story.....



ok...I don't think there is one, but it was fun.......
 
...and while they all were feeling good about themselves and happy that the automation was playing Stairway to Heaven with Free Bird next, they glanced up in the sky and saw a bird hovering motionless about their heads. The bird said to them, "and while you were building your earthbound houses of straw, sticks and bricks I am above it all providing the masses with all of the choices anyone could want". The group retorted, "How can you do that from up there, you know nothing of WHO you serve. You serve the ALL and not the LOCAL ONE". Echoing back the bird said, "What hypocrites. YOU have all given up on true creativity and serving the LOCAL ONE. YOU have been using my services to cheat your people with WORKS EVERYWHERE programs for years. YOU have taken the money for LOCAL TALENT and put it in your pocket, now there is very little talent for the LOCAL ONE left. This has paved the way for me. You have none to blame but yourselves." The group said, "Are you serious?"
 
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha! Really good stuff! Lot of truth in these posts and hysterically funny! :D
 
Christopher Chen, you're a genius! I think it was serious...er Sirius. Very clever. A radio fairy tale for our times.
 
Christopher Chenn said:
...and while they all were feeling good about themselves and happy that the automation was playing Stairway to Heaven with Free Bird next, they glanced up in the sky and saw a bird hovering motionless about their heads. The bird said to them, "and while you were building your earthbound houses of straw, sticks and bricks I am above it all providing the masses with all of the choices anyone could want". The group retorted, "How can you do that from up there, you know nothing of WHO you serve. You serve the ALL and not the LOCAL ONE". Echoing back the bird said, "What hypocrites. YOU have all given up on true creativity and serving the LOCAL ONE. YOU have been using my services to cheat your people with WORKS EVERYWHERE programs for years. YOU have taken the money for LOCAL TALENT and put it in your pocket, now there is very little talent for the LOCAL ONE left. This has paved the way for me. You have none to blame but yourselves." The group said, "Are you serious?"

THIS PARAGRAPH SHOULD BE PUBLISHED AND COPYWRITED !!!! IT IS EXCELENT and SO TRUE !!!
 
XTalker said:
Now, if we could get this much creative effort on the radio!!!
If that was the case, they'd all go "oink" at the same time. ;D
 
I've really enjoyed this post. Anyone else have any fun "radio" fairy tales? Wish I were that creative. ;)
 
An odd machination approached the bird and the earth-bound pigs; one that had been dismissed as nothing but a novelty, a toy for those (who had the time and money) to play with. The machine said, "You have all forgotten the key: choice."

The machine looked up to the bird. "You have, at best, two choices to deliver to your people. I have thousands, if not more." Then the machine looked to the pigs. "You can only deliver one choice to your people, and you haven't even succeeded at that."

The bird said to the machine, "But you only have limited bandwidth with which to work! And your programming isn't unique!"

The machine replied, "Your bandwidth isn't devoid of issues, either. Many of your listeners have noticed changes in your sound quality over the years due to your limitations. My bandwidth issues, however, can be overcome. Neither can you call your programming unique. You offer very little that the pigs have offered over the years. I, on the other hand, offer anything that anyone wishes to broadcast. Different things for different people, many options for anyone to choose from, much of which has never before been heard. Not all of it is for everyone, but it's not designed to be. You offer nothing more than a few hundred options of only what you believe people want to hear, and even at that you haven't been entirely successful."

The pigs said to the machine, "But like the bird, you can't be local! You can't be relevant to geographical regions!"

"Who told you that lie?" asked the machine. "I can be as local as anyone wants me to be. All they have to do is use me to program local content and sell to local advertisers. I can be as regional as anyone wants me to be, as national as anyone wants me to be, or as international as anyone wants me to be. I've already demonstrated my successes in localism, but you've chosen to ignore them in favor of the mistaken belief that you can do it better. Did you not hear what the bird told you? You've become nothing more than a local delivery vehicle for the same national product. You've chosen to make yourselves irrelevant while telling yourselves you're invincible, yet now that your time has passed, you fail to see why it's passed. Even the bird has realized he needs me... he's been using my abilities to deliver his most popular content in high quality to my people for several years now. You still use me only at a minimum because you believe me to be nothing more than a fad. It's that ignorant arrogance that has led to your demise."

The bird said to the machine, "But people still can't take you anywhere they go. I have that advantage."

"Not for long," replied the machine. "I have, for some time now, been preparing networks that will deliver my content to mobile devices wirelessly the world over. In vehicles, in homes, on the street... no matter where the people are, I will be there. You are still limited to North America. And you," the machine looked to the pigs, "are still confined to wherever your transmitters are. People can only take your content as far as your signal goes. My people can take my content half a world away, no matter what it is or where it originates from."

Being put in their place, the pigs wandered off into the sunset, never to be heard from again. From that day forward, the bird and the machine peacefully coexisted and shared with each other, and the people of the world were much better off for it.
 
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