The Ballad Of Ben Hagler...
(please feel free to sing to "the ballad of jed clampet)
Come an listen to my story of a jock named ben,
got fired by bluewater and hired back again....
got a radio job at last...but terry barber fired his ass...
late for work....
said he called in....
fell asleep in the bathtub again...
well the first thing you know rick p is on the phone...
he didn't want ben to be sittin home alone.....
now alice is a goody...ben-e-hana has a woody......
susan..that is....
set your alarm clock....
don't get up late....ya hear.
(please feel free to sing to "the ballad of jed clampet)
Come an listen to my story of a jock named ben,
got fired by bluewater and hired back again....
got a radio job at last...but terry barber fired his ass...
late for work....
said he called in....
fell asleep in the bathtub again...
well the first thing you know rick p is on the phone...
he didn't want ben to be sittin home alone.....
now alice is a goody...ben-e-hana has a woody......
susan..that is....
set your alarm clock....
don't get up late....ya hear.