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Something I have found fun to read around this time of the year ….. as many have said, “May your pagers be silent …..”
Merry Christmas ALL !
The Engineer’s Night Before Christmas …
Twas the night before Christmas and I had finally gotten home When my Wife met me at the door and handed me the phone.
“It’s that darn remote control thing” she said in great dismay And the Burk doesn’t call simply to say Happy Holiday.
So while my children were hanging the stockings by the chimney with care I’m preoccupied trying to get the transmitter back on the air.
“ON filaments, ON plate, NO output? You stupid ____” “Recycle, RESET, Overload? I’m fixen —-!!”
Regaining my composure to notice my Daughter’s staring face Asking “Daddy - do you HAVE to go to that transmitter place??”
“Yes Honey”, I said “But it won’t be for long” Hoping deep down inside that I wasn’t wrong.
So out I trudged into the cold winter’s night To the world’s most remote tower site.
Driving past all the houses, lit up with holiday glee Feeling sorry for myself — and asking why me ??
But as I got closer my heart was feeling some lighter when all of a sudden — I started hearing the EXCITER!
“Powr Supply”! I thought … “surely it’s not the final” My heart’s racing now, anticipating my arrival.
With schematic after schematic dancing in my head “what if the plate transformer’s shorted dead”??
Throwing open the gate and running into the shack I start to tackle the problem and race around the back
Where much to my amazement what did I see ?? A half open back door door — apparently not shut good — BY ME !!
So as I return to my cottage after a night so tiring, I’m wondering if perhaps McDonald’s is hiring !
Then I think “What a profession — I could never leave” After all, I’ve got maintenance scheduled for NEW YEARS’S EVE !!
(Author unknown)
Merry Christmas ALL !
The Engineer’s Night Before Christmas …
Twas the night before Christmas and I had finally gotten home When my Wife met me at the door and handed me the phone.
“It’s that darn remote control thing” she said in great dismay And the Burk doesn’t call simply to say Happy Holiday.
So while my children were hanging the stockings by the chimney with care I’m preoccupied trying to get the transmitter back on the air.
“ON filaments, ON plate, NO output? You stupid ____” “Recycle, RESET, Overload? I’m fixen —-!!”
Regaining my composure to notice my Daughter’s staring face Asking “Daddy - do you HAVE to go to that transmitter place??”
“Yes Honey”, I said “But it won’t be for long” Hoping deep down inside that I wasn’t wrong.
So out I trudged into the cold winter’s night To the world’s most remote tower site.
Driving past all the houses, lit up with holiday glee Feeling sorry for myself — and asking why me ??
But as I got closer my heart was feeling some lighter when all of a sudden — I started hearing the EXCITER!
“Powr Supply”! I thought … “surely it’s not the final” My heart’s racing now, anticipating my arrival.
With schematic after schematic dancing in my head “what if the plate transformer’s shorted dead”??
Throwing open the gate and running into the shack I start to tackle the problem and race around the back
Where much to my amazement what did I see ?? A half open back door door — apparently not shut good — BY ME !!
So as I return to my cottage after a night so tiring, I’m wondering if perhaps McDonald’s is hiring !
Then I think “What a profession — I could never leave” After all, I’ve got maintenance scheduled for NEW YEARS’S EVE !!
(Author unknown)