The Five Greatest Words in Television

[93-3TheSurge]

You are NOT the father!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mediafrog+]

Unless you work in the business, then it's "You're not being laid off."

 

[Triple Fake Jerry]

I figured considering the thread starter, it would be "New Orleans Super Bowl Champs." :

 

[93-3TheSurge]

I stand corrected, Jerry...

 

[MikeShannon914]

You are NOT the father!!!!!!!!!

You watch entirely TOO much Fox4 during the day.

The 5 Worst Words in Radio:

(from the new PD or GM): "We're Not Planning Any Changes."
(interpreted as, find some empty boxes and start packing...NOW.)

 

[93-3TheSurge]

CW Austin, actually, but you were close. Three hours further south and you would have had it.

Why do those women act so cocky when they know there is a chance that another guy could be the father? And the whole, "my baby looks just like him" defense is total BS. A baby looks like a baby.

Anyway, it makes for great television.

 

[Garrett]

You are NOT the father!!!!!!!!!

And here all this time they were:
"We will be right back...."

 

[93-3TheSurge]

The Maury Povich has better ratings than Oprah in the 18-34 demographic, and anytime you beat Oprah in anything, that is certainly saying something.

Also, Maury is 71 and is still able to produce a show that does well with the 18-34 age group, again, very impressive.

I'm a little upset though, because I just heard the four worst words in television:
You are the father :'(

 

[KERCAlum]

You are NOT the father!!!!!!!!!

I thought it was, "This concludes our broadcast day."

 

[93-3TheSurge]

Even though most of Maury's guests would be considered "getto," you can always tell the most getto guests by the way they address Maury. If a guest calls the host "Murray" instead of Maury, then that is your most uneducated, getto guest.

I laugh so hard anytime this occurs, and you know Maury is a class act because he never says, "hey, my name isn't Murray, you friggin' idiot."