Amusing story.. I had just taken over as VP of engineering for a radio and TV group. One of my local TV engineers who had been at this particular station since Christ was a corporal, decided to call up the company Chairman/CEO at home to alert him that the transmitter for the station was off the air, wondering what he should do? This was clearly a move on the local engineer's part to stage a little theater for the bosses-bosses-boss about how important he is. Earlier in the evening I had already apprised my boss, the President, that a service rep for the manufacturer would be on site first thing in the morning because the engineer on site wasn't very familiar with how to troubleshoot. I was going to catch a flight out in the morning, but the service tech was just geographically closer.
The phone call response from the CEO to the annoying engineer was priceless: 'Okay here's what I'd like you do to.. Is there a sporting goods or Army surplus store in the area? Engineer: Yes, yes there is. CEO: You should go to the sporting goods store and buy a tent. Engineer: A tent sir? CEO: Yes, a one person tent. Then set the tent up at the transmitter site, and don't leave there until my GO**AMN TRANSMITTER IS RUNNING AGAIN!!! Click... Next morning my boss explained to the CEO the situation was already well in hand, the service tech found something minor, had the transmitter up and running about an hour after arrival. The engineer in question was replaced the following day.