You are talking ONE 2 minute song at 2am. It will not break you. Playing songs like that all day, sure, I'll back you on that. You are playing it ULTRA safe and it sounds ridiculous. Kind of like a driver who refuses to drive over 55, in a 65 zone.
No, you're not talking ONE 2 minute song at 2 a.m. and you know it. If KRTH did that, you'd be on here in a heartbeat, saying "now they just need to loosen up a little more----maybe a lost oldie an hour".
But the fact is, as I've said, recently and not so recently, there is NO safe time to do something out of character. You and Vinnie may think Classic Hits stations are there to play whatever was once popular, but today's audience views it very differently---and it is why KRTH and other stations like it are successful: They see KRTH as the station that plays songs they love---every time they tune in. It becomes like flipping on a light switch. The light comes on. If they flip that switch and the garage door opens, that's unsettling. If they do it again and the front sprinklers come on, you now have a problem.
So, once more---the analogy isn't one of driving 10 miles an hour under the posted limit to be safe. It's about BREAKING the law. It's answering that text on the freeway (he said again), and one of three things can happen---you can get away with it, you can dent a fender or you can die. Either way, you're gambling unnecessarily with the employment of people at the radio station and the food, shelter and clothing that employment provides for their families.
It's comments like the one above----over and over and over---for FIVE years---that cause pros like David and BigA and me to have to rebut the same thing again and again for the reasons we cited an hour or two ago.
Moderator Frank, if you still exist, THAT's why there are circular arguments. You can ban me or ban the people at the root of the problem or lock the thread or whatever, but do your damn job.
Please.