There's No B.O.in Radio?

[CharleyHooHoo]

Hello Great Leaders of Radio!
Great news for the HooHoo!
I am given another opportunity to get on the mike and this time I hope to excel! If my lessons in anger management have taught me nothing, it’s that people who look at you funny may be just funny looking! And maybe the person who has crossed eyes is not “of the devil” as my father taught me after coming back from a stint in the county lockup for claiming that he was a “chicken whisperer” with magical powers to bring improve poultry behaviors.
Of course, with the many shakeups in radio, you have to be very professional. Talk professional. Act professional. And look professional.
But can one bathe professional? Tell me leaders of radio—have you ever come across a DJ who had less than average body hygiene? The PD who interviewed me smelled as though he hadn’t had a shower—or a walk in a rain—since the Carter administration.
So I ask you now: Are all radio people this poorly groomed. What are your experiences with them? Do station managers earn the nickname “skunks” due to lack of personal or professional hygiene?
I wish you the best day possible.
Charley HooHoo

 

[inthemorining]

> Hello Great Leaders of Radio!
> Great news for the HooHoo!
> I am given another opportunity to get on the mike and this
> time I hope to excel! If my lessons in anger management have
> taught me nothing, it’s that people who look at you funny
> may be just funny looking! And maybe the person who has
> crossed eyes is not “of the devil” as my father taught me
> after coming back from a stint in the county lockup for
> claiming that he was a “chicken whisperer” with magical
> powers to bring improve poultry behaviors.
> Of course, with the many shakeups in radio, you have to be
> very professional. Talk professional. Act professional. And
> look professional.
> But can one bathe professional? Tell me leaders of
> radio—have you ever come across a DJ who had less than
> average body hygiene? The PD who interviewed me smelled as
> though he hadn’t had a shower—or a walk in a rain—since the
> Carter administration.
> So I ask you now: Are all radio people this poorly groomed.
> What are your experiences with them? Do station managers
> earn the nickname “skunks” due to lack of personal or
> professional hygiene?
> I wish you the best day possible.
> Charley HooHoo
>
the Fish rots from the head down

 

[Newbie]

Have not smelled anyone lately. Seen some that look smelly!

> Hello Great Leaders of Radio!
> Great news for the HooHoo!
> I am given another opportunity to get on the mike and this
> time I hope to excel! If my lessons in anger management have
> taught me nothing, it’s that people who look at you funny
> may be just funny looking! And maybe the person who has
> crossed eyes is not “of the devil” as my father taught me
> after coming back from a stint in the county lockup for
> claiming that he was a “chicken whisperer” with magical
> powers to bring improve poultry behaviors.
> Of course, with the many shakeups in radio, you have to be
> very professional. Talk professional. Act professional. And
> look professional.
> But can one bathe professional? Tell me leaders of
> radio—have you ever come across a DJ who had less than
> average body hygiene? The PD who interviewed me smelled as
> though he hadn’t had a shower—or a walk in a rain—since the
> Carter administration.
> So I ask you now: Are all radio people this poorly groomed.
> What are your experiences with them? Do station managers
> earn the nickname “skunks” due to lack of personal or
> professional hygiene?
> I wish you the best day possible.
> Charley HooHoo
>

 

[TANK]

> > Hello Great Leaders of Radio Tell me leaders of
> > radio—have you ever come across a DJ who had less than
> > average body hygiene? The PD who interviewed me smelled as
>
> > though he hadn’t had a shower—or a walk in a rain—since
> the
> > Carter administration.
> > So I ask you now: Are all radio people this poorly
> groomed.
> > What are your experiences with them? Do station managers
> > earn the nickname “skunks” due to lack of personal or
> > professional hygiene?
> > I wish you the best day possible.
> > Charley HooHoo
> >
> the Fish rots from the head down
>
Worked with a guy who was hired to do weekends at my station. Sounded great on the air. Smelled so bad that the entire weekend staff called the P.D. in a matter of days. One jock who followed him on the air actually went out the front door and puked in the parking lot! After a couple of "clean up or else" meetings he got the heave ho. Management actually called in a cleaning company to steam clean the chairs he had used. Sadly, he was very obese and actuially broke the toilet off the wall. Discovered that he had been fired from 2 or 3 other stations for smelling the place up. Where else but radio can you find this stuff?