So I'm walking around the market today & spotted this guy all alone talking to himself out loud. You know the type: wild-eyed look that would make Christopher Walken freeze in his tracks. Some contemporary Christmas song I didn't recognize is playing & he's ranting "shut that music off", "it makes me sick", "play the standards, not this junk", etc. Then he looks at me and says "Matt Allen is right". I hope he doesn't read these boards because now he knows what I look like.