Somehow I'm reminded of a story Ed Sullivan's
original producer (before Bob Precht, his son-
in-law) Marlo Lewis told in his book about Sullivan,
"Prime Time": seems that when Elvis Presley was
getting ready for his third and final appearance on
Sullivan's show in January 1957, Lewis suggested
that Sullivan ask Elvis to tone down the gyrations.
Sullivan refused; "The kid's an emperor now," he
said, and expressed concern that Elvis might tell
Sullivan where to go and then take a walk. According
to Lewis, Sullivan told him to tell the director to "wing
it" (depart from the planned shots) if Elvis began to
wiggle too much (hence the legend about his being
photographed from the waist up). Elvis, as it turned
out, wasn't angry at all. But Sullivan's refusal to
confront him was unusual for someone not easily
intimidated by entertainers, no matter how big.
Which brings me back to Tiger: he, too, is practically
an "emperor," and perhaps the people at CBS (or ABC--
which is getting out of golf--or NBC) feel too intimidated
to ask him to watch his language. Maybe, and I emphasize
"maybe," he would not get angry if they did. But when you
treat a golfer as if he's Superman, Einstein, and Jesus Christ
rolled into one, it's not likely you're going to call attention to
his faults. That said, I reiterate that I also object to his language;
I just don't think anyone can or will do anything about it.
One other note: my dad and I both watch golf (he plays),
and he said that what irritated him the most were the frequent
highlights of Tiger's earlier rounds (esp. Friday and Saturday).
At one point I even asked myself, are we watching a golf tournament
or are we watching Tiger? I mean, Saturday they even showed him
hitting balls in order to warm up! The answer to my question, I think,
is obvious.