Capulet you silly fool! He writes the promo scripts for the "homeless d.j." to read! I thought everyone knew that! ;D
"And now, live from rehab, it's the "homeless d.j.", showing us around Lindsay Lohan's former room! Listen to the soft thud as his head bounces off of the wall! Listen to the cork pop as Linsday smuggles in a bottle for him! Can we eavesdrop when Charlie Sheen calls?" Sorry, I'm tired of the dude already....