Tracy 2.0 - Palin is "the hottest MILF"

MattParker · Jan 31, 2011

Three days later....

thewrap.com said:
Tracy Morgan Talks Sarah Palin Again: 'She's a MILF'

Just three days after referring to former Alaska governor Sarah Palin as "masturbation material" on TNT's "Inside the NBA" halftime show -- which spurred the cable network to apologize publicly -- Morgan was at it again on Sunday while being interviewed by E!'s Guilana Rancic on the SAG Awards red carpet.

"Sarah Palin, you're the hottest MILF in the world," Morgan exclaimed, in a tone not too unlike his eccentric "30 Rock" character, Tracy Jordan.

Isn't it interesting that Tracy works with Tina Fey, Palin's spot-on doppelganger?

mr.ric · Jan 31, 2011

Well, to be honest... she kinda is... until she open's her mouth about anything.

azumanga · Jan 31, 2011

mr.ric said:
Well, to be honest... she kinda is... until she open's her mouth about anything.

In which she becomes a "MILSIF" ("Mother I Like to Slap In the Face"). ;D

radiojomo · Jan 31, 2011

Ahh..Tracy Morgan, you gotta love him

MattParker · Feb 1, 2011

Y'all remember the study which claimed beauty pageant contestants and strippers are (shall we say) "non-responsive." Their only pleasure comes from teasing. And that Todd Palin reportedly told his buddies the after he got to first base with Sarah the first time that she was a terrible kisser. The same "Sarah Barracuda" who pressured team mates into prayer meetings before games. I bet if Tracy ever got the chance, he'd be real disappointed. As in Sarah closes her eyes and thinks about either Jesus or killing animals.

Dan76 · Feb 2, 2011

MattParker said:
Y'all remember the study which claimed beauty pageant contestants and strippers are (shall we say) "non-responsive." Their only pleasure comes from teasing. And that Todd Palin reportedly told his buddies the after he got to first base with Sarah the first time that she was a terrible kisser. The same "Sarah Barracuda" who pressured team mates into prayer meetings before games. I bet if Tracy ever got the chance, he'd be real disappointed. As in Sarah closes her eyes and thinks about either Jesus or killing animals.

Must not have been too bad, he married her and had 5 kids with her.

Oh, and prayer? How terrible! < Sarcasm>

quadraphonic · Feb 2, 2011

MattParker said:
Y'all remember the study which claimed beauty pageant contestants and strippers are (shall we say) "non-responsive." Their only pleasure comes from teasing. And that Todd Palin reportedly told his buddies the after he got to first base with Sarah the first time that she was a terrible kisser. The same "Sarah Barracuda" who pressured team mates into prayer meetings before games. I bet if Tracy ever got the chance, he'd be real disappointed. As in Sarah closes her eyes and thinks about either Jesus or killing animals.

Wow. That's a lot of time spent thinking about something that doesn't seem like it's that worth focusing on.

MattParker · Feb 2, 2011

Dan76 said:
Must not have been too bad, he married her and had 5 kids with her.

And spends as much time away from her as he can.

Oh, and prayer? How terrible! < Sarcasm>

Matthew 6:1-7 said:
1 “Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven.

2 “So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 3 But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, 4 so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
Prayer
5 “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. 7 And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. 8 Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.

Pressuring people into praying and shoving her idea of religion down other people's throats: Yes, terrible.