Two Spots for the holidays!

[jefflaurence]

Both can be used as space fillers instead of annoying PSA's or sappy "holiday wishes". Who needs those when it's the last days to save before the holidays? And really...isn't that whats it's all really about?

www.spotshuttle.com/regional_retail/big_holiday_savings_event_1.mp3

and:

www.spotshuttle.com/regional_retail/savings_sale_tomorrow_last_day.mp3

 

[FMDawg]

I can hear it now--

Telephone sfx

Happy holidays from WHAT. How may we help you? uh-huh.....uh huh....ok, i'll see what i can find out. Hold please.

pushing all call button

Does anyone know which client is having a 90% off sale starting tomorrow at 5AM? There's a caller on line 2 that missed the name and location of the store.

 

[oldiesstation]

> Both can be used as space fillers instead of annoying PSA's
> or sappy "holiday wishes". Who needs those when it's the
> last days to save before the holidays? And really...isn't
> that whats it's all really about?
>
www.spo> tshuttle.com/regional_retail/big_holiday_savings_event_1.mp3
>
>
> and:
>
www.spotsh> uttle.com/regional_retail/savings_sale_tomorrow_last_day.mp3
> now as larry the cableguy says, i don't care who YOU are,THAT'S FUNNY
Merry Christmas. Jeff....

 

[bigwoody]

> Both can be used as space fillers instead of annoying PSA's
> or sappy "holiday wishes". Who needs those when it's the
> last days to save before the holidays? And really...isn't
> that whats it's all really about?
>
www.spo> tshuttle.com/regional_retail/big_holiday_savings_event_1.mp3
>
>
> and:
>
www.spotsh> uttle.com/regional_retail/savings_sale_tomorrow_last_day.mp3
>

Jeff
GREAT stuph!

Merry Christmas
Chucker

 

[MattBAA]

> Both can be used as space fillers instead of annoying PSA's
> or sappy "holiday wishes". Who needs those when it's the
> last days to save before the holidays? And really...isn't
> that whats it's all really about?
>
www.spo> tshuttle.com/regional_retail/big_holiday_savings_event_1.mp3
>
>
> and:
>
www.spotsh> uttle.com/regional_retail/savings_sale_tomorrow_last_day.mp3
>
LMAO!! Way to go Jeff!! Where can I get that flat screen TV for $86?
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[jefflaurence]

Re: I can hear it now--

Ehhh, the receptionists will need something to do tomorrow anyway because the sales department is all taking off.

AND they're good any day because the sale is ALWAYS tomorrow! And they are MILES from anywhere! Hey I thought 30 pairs of jeans was good for 10 bucks..

See you guys in the new year. Sunday night we're all heading for Bimini. To show my appeciation, I threw my staff a huge Country Ham dinner, and gave them and thier families all plane tickets and luxury accomodations to scuba dive all next week and join us for a cruise of the aqua blue waters aboard Merv Grffin's 190 foot watercraft "Kahlua 3". When we return I have arranged for each staffer to have weekly theraputic massages and drive thier new Mercedes SUV's complete with free gas and service from our on-site German mechanic Klaus Berman, who also gets his own free Bentley, and a well appointed mountain chalet with 24 hour maid service. I have arranged for the maid, Denise to visit her father in Montreal, and upon her return my wife will take her on a fabulous shopping spree in nearby Atlanta. Then we will all have cheese on the deck and look down upon the "small people" for awhile.

And I must remember to post an ad to fill that job opening...

 

[kzrockwell]

Just not riiiiight!!!!lol

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