And with remotes one key to getting turnout is always the incentive for the listener involved with it.
"Come on in, mention this station and get an additional $100 off the price of the car." (YAHN...you can negotiate that in most cases.)
"Come on in and get your free WXXX key chain" (GAD!)
"Spin our prize wheel and win (name your favorite cheap gift) from WXXX!"
Here's my point: Many years ago, I did a remote on a used car lot on a steaming hot 90 plus degree Saturday afternoon. The asphault in the parking lot was literally melting under my feet. Needless to say, no one...but no one was showing up.
The owner of the car lot came up to me and asked what was wrong. I was pretty apologetic to the guy, feeling like I hadn't done my job right. He replied, "You want to sell a car for me today? Hang on, I'll be right back."
He returned with a set of keys and took me over to what was, obviously, a beater. But, he assured me that it had been checked out, ran well, would be a good "point A to point B" car for, say, a student going off to college. Then he asked me my station's frequency. I replied, "95.3".
The car dealer said, "On your next break, describe the car just the way I did to you, then tell your audience that the first person who comes in here with 95 dollars cash on him...buys the car." I asked him, "Are you kidding?" He said, "Nope...go do it."
I did. Seconds later, cars were doing u-turns in the middle of the street trying to get into the lot to buy the car for 95 dollars.
As the mayhem in the parking lot began, the dealer turned to me and said, "And I thought you were telling me nobody was listening!" He sold that car for 95 bucks...and I learned a valuable lesson about remotes.
Lastly, I also wonder why stations looking for a unique way to get attention at remotes don't take advantage of the "mystique" of radio, by doing remotes the way some stations used to do it. With an RV decked out by enginneering as a "mobile studio" and the DJ doing, not just breaks, but a "show" for 3 hours or even 4. It's now possible to control a studio computer remotely via wi-fi or a dedicated internet line. (Yes, I understand the need for studio computer security here...it takes work, but still it can be done.)
Even if the DJ on air was in the "mobile studio" pushing buttons on a "console" that was hooked up to nothing (except a microphone into an Access unit), the "mystique" will still draw a crowd. (Why do a lot of big stations still get requests to take tour groups through the building?)
People not in radio have a curiosity, yes even still in 2008, about how radio works. And that curiosity is something that could, not at every remote but in the right circumstances be capitalized on and exploited. And I would think this type of dog and pony act would be far more effective than the "card table and station tent with the prize wheel giving away crap few people want" type of remote. A good salesperson could probably garner a premium rate for this type of remote.
Yeah, I know. It's expensive to set up an do. But, if you want a station to "stand out" over competitors, maybe the work to get it done (and the expense involved) just might be worth it.
It's been a long time since stations have tried something like this. Perhaps it's time for that circle to come back around. Just a thought...