When those who feel the need to mock hyperbole, which is as valid a rhetorical technique as any other, themselves also eschew the use of exaggeration to make a point, or who seem to think that a positive exaggerations is somehow less inaccurate than a negative exaggeration to make a point, then I'll respect those people. Until then ...
And this comes right after you dismissed all journalists with this:
""Self-respecting journalist" is a lot like "dedicated public servant". People talk about them in the abstract, but no one has actually seen one in reality. "
"Hyperbole" is not the same as "lie". In this case, your statement was a lie... even if there is just one "self respecting journalist" left in the Universe.