Q-How many radio industry professionals (or hacks) does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A-20. 1 to screw it in, and 19 to stand around saying the way they screw it in sucked.
I might add a bit to that one.
Answer: 20.
The Consultant to mull over which brand, wattage, and old style or new-fangled bulb should be used.
The General Manager to get back to the PD after his lunch and golf outing. 3 days later.
6 bitter, former employees to bitch about the other things that never got changed.
4 to post online that the damn company was always too cheap to replace equipment in a timely fashion.
4 on-air staff to reply they don't know where the bulbs are.
2 voicetrackers to leave no comment, since they're out of state.
1 to email the part timer who will let the cleaning lady know on the weekend, who will ultimately change the bulb.